Seriously guys... I'm going to start a new thread here, because I don't want to single out any one poster... there are a few here who do it... but STOP quoting entire articles in your replies! Fer crying out loud... quoting a 10 paragraph article just to give a one line reply to it is ridiculous! I takes up valuable webspace. Stop it.
Quoting full articles
- Thread starter karrie
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oops me again i think.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
Mitch Ratcliffe, "Technology Review" (1992)
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMANBetween 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
I would own up to anything for you karrie...:lol::lol::lol:
Harry:"A man can never be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he always wants to have sex with her."
Sally:"That's not true! I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"Yes, I do."
Harry:"No, you don't"
Sally:"You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?"
Harry:"No, I'm saying they all want to have sex with you."
Sally:"Well, what if they don't want to have sex with you?"
Harry:"It doesn't matter because the sex part is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story."
Sally:"So a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?"
Harry:"No, you pretty much want to nail them, too."
When Harry Met Sally