Widow throws party to find place in heaven

[Reuters]

PATNA, India (Reuters) - A rich 80-year-old Indian widow has spent thousands of dollars on a feast for 100,000 people in the hope it would please the gods and open the doors of heaven for her, local officials said. </img>
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[karrie]

What an interesting story. A neat idea. A touch sad, but, neat still.

 

[DurkaDurka]

If I was rich, I would probably offer my flesh as snack as well.

 

[karrie]

Yeah, but you're so diabolical it would be from some clone you had manufactured at a secret location beneath the Vatican or some such deal.

 

[DurkaDurka]

Yeah, but you're so diabolical it would be from some clone you had manufactured at a secret location beneath the Vatican or some such deal.

I don't deal with Pope Darth Maul much these days, since banishment to the catacombs I have become a recluse. Where are my knights templar?

 

[Dexter Sinister]

Where are my knights templar?

One's right here buddy, I've got my sword and spear and magic helmet* ready to come to your defense at any moment, just gimme a time and place. ;-)



*anyone recognize the Wagnerian reference? Or are you all uncultured slobs... ?