True. I don't picture Toro to be a horticulturist. As we speak he's propably trying to figure out which end of the sprayer applies the weed control, and the Mrs is watching out the window making sure he does it before he opens a Guinness.
I just pour gasoline on the lawn and light it on fire. I wait for the neighbors to call the fire department, who come put it out. Then, I call the insurance company who give me a cheque. Then I go buy some sod, put it down and water it. With whatever money I have left over, I go buy beer and get drunk for a week solid.
I do this every year.