Lol...after years of fighting the good fight, I finally got a cell phone two years ago..in addition to the very short electronic leash it puts on you, I have also discovered the joy of fighting with the wife via text-message. No more going to work to cool down and think about what a tool I'm being, now we can fight all day long non-stop!
I will second the part about being chased around with text messages. My girlfriend has no problem yelling at me via text message. Typing a reply on a 2 inch keyboard gets me all the more bothered and I usually end up turning my cell off.