Prince Charles, the multi-million pound artist

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If you dip his paws in paint and let him hippity-hop all over the canvas, you too can have a painting for sale in the Belgravia Gallery.
 

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Here are some more of Charles's paintings:


Highgrove House, the home of Charles and Camilla in Tetbury, Gloucestershire


An abandoned cottage on the island of Stroma, Highland, 2003


The royal residence of Sandringham in Norfolk, 1991


The royal residence of Balmoral, Aberdeenshire, 1991


Greek Island Landscape, Fishing Boats, 1999


Annapurna, Nepal, 1992


Overlooking Wadi Akram, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, 2000


Cwm Berwyn, 2008
 
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Here are some more of Charles's paintings:


Highgrove House, the home of Charles and Camilla in Tetbury, Gloucestershire


An abandoned cottage on the island of Stroma, Highland, 2003


The royal residence of Sandringham in Norfolk, 1991


The royal residence of Balmoral, Aberdeenshire, 1991


Greek Island Landscape, Fishing Boats, 1999


Annapurna, Nepal, 1992


Overlooking Wadi Akram, Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, 2000


Cwm Berwyn, 2008
Honestly they are okay and a hell of a lot better than I could do which isn't saying all that much but don't compare this to Bob Ross's work it's like comparing a Ford Pinto to a Rolls Royce.
 

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Honestly they are okay and a hell of a lot better than I could do which isn't saying all that much but don't compare this to Bob Ross's work it's like comparing a Ford Pinto to a Rolls Royce.

Nah. I'd compare Charles to a modern day Constable.
 

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When a person collects social welfare like the Royals do they should have a certain amount taken off if they earn income on their owm. I assume that is a foreign concept to your Nation.
 

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Nah. I'd compare Charles to a modern day Constable.

Constable painted landscapes of the British countryside that were famous for their little piles of cow sh1t on the middle and back grounds of each one.

If you happen to have a Constable in your back shed, you can retire now.
 

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When a person collects social welfare like the Royals do they should have a certain amount taken off if they earn income on their owm. I assume that is a foreign concept to your Nation.

Nonsense.

Since 1760, the Crown has surrendered its hereditary revenues to Parliament. Today, Parliament grants about 15% of the net surplus of the Crown's hereditary revenues back to the Queen, to support the Royal Family's official and private expenses. During the last fiscal year, Parliament received 252.6 million pounds, and returned a grant of 37.9 million pounds.

Get that?

The Crown actually surrenders far more money to Parliament, than it receives for official and private expenses. On top of that, while the Queen is technically exempt from most forms of taxation, the Queen has entered into a memorandum with the Treasury to voluntarily make a payment equivalent to what Her Majesty would be required to pay in income tax were she not exempt.
 

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When a person collects social welfare like the Royals

So tell us everything you know about royal funding, considering you're such an expert on this issue.

Constable painted landscapes of the British countryside that were famous for their little piles of cow sh1t on the middle and back grounds of each one.

If you happen to have a Constable in your back shed, you can retire now.

His paintings were almost photographic. He was one of the great English painters.

JOHN CONSTABLE


Probably his most famous work: The Hay Wain (1821), a rural scene on the River Stour on the border between Suffolk and Essex


Wivenhoe Park (1816), near Colchester, Essex


Mill at Gillingham, Dorset, 1825/6


Salisbury Cathedral from the Bishop's Grounds, 1823


Salisbury Cathedral from the Meadows
, 1831


Stonehenge, 1835


Boys Fishing, 1813


Dedham Lock and Mill, 1818


The White Horse, 1819


Self-Portrait, 1806
 

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So tell us everything you know about royal funding, considering you're such an expert on this issue.



His paintings were almost photographic. He was one of the great English painters.

JOHN CONSTABLE


Probably his most famous work: The Hay Wain (1821), a rural scene on the River Stour on the border between Suffolk and Essex


Wivenhoe Park (1816), near Colchester, Essex


Mill at Gillingham, Dorset, 1825/6


Salisbury Cathedral from the Bishop's Grounds, 1823


Salisbury Cathedral from the Meadows
, 1831


Stonehenge, 1835


Boys Fishing, 1813


Dedham Lock and Mill, 1818


The White Horse, 1819


Self-Portrait, 1806
Now you're talking. The reflections and depth...those are good ones. Ross is better though but you're getting close.
 

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Now you're talking. The reflections and depth...those are good ones. Ross is better though but you're getting close.

I can't believe you're comparing somebody hardly anyone has heard of to one of the world's great painters.
 

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I can't believe you're comparing somebody hardly anyone has heard of to one of the world's great painters.
What are you talking about Blackload? Ross not only had his own television show, he taught his method of painting all over the country to millions. I never heard of Constable hell I thought he was a sheriff or something.
 

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What are you talking about Blackload? Ross not only had his own television show, he taught his method of painting all over the country to millions. I never heard of Constable hell I thought he was a sheriff or something.

John Constable is a world-renowned painter, one of the great Romantic painters.

This Ross fellow is probably almost completely unknown outside of the United States.

Next you'll be comparing this Ross fellow to Rubens, Van Gogh, Rembrandt, Da Vinci or some of the other European greats.
 

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John Constable is a world-renowned painter, one of the great Romantic painters.

This Ross fellow is probably almost completely unknown outside of the United States.

Next you'll be comparing this Ross fellow to Rubens, Van Gogh, Rembrandt, Da Vinci or some of the other European greats.
Van Gogh's stuff looked like my grand daughter was given some paper and some crayons. :)

Van Gogh's stuff looked like my grand daughter was given some paper and some crayons. :)
He did inspire a good tune by Don McLean though

I like shyt that looks real all those fellers you mentioned were alright but their work looked like paintings. The Great Bob Ross's work looked like real landscapes.

Ill bet you like that Picaso stuff too look like a kids smeared shyt on a canvas with their hands.
 

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Next to nothing and I hope to keep it that way. It is enough to know that the homeless can suffer so the Royals are pampered while adding zero benefit to the UK.
Rather than other artists how about you post just works done by the retarded Prince who allowed his own wife to be murdered?
What happened to the 'good old days' when you got banned for posting reams of useless stuff, apparently not all things improve over time.