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[SLM]

Hawkeye always mixed a damned good martini, didn't he?

 

[eh1eh]

It takes some effort to stay classy while swilling the hard stuff.

I changed that to vermouth. I'm watching MASH right now and had gin on my mind for some reason, lol.

Mash? Surprised you didn't type Bourbon.

 

[SLM]

It takes some effort to stay classy while swilling the hard stuff.

That's why olives and fancy glasses help.

Takes it from Trailer Park Boys to Mad Men. Thrifty to nifty, you follow?

 

[CDNBear]

Hawkeye always mixed a damned good martini, didn't he?

I think good would be a stretch, lol.

It takes some effort to stay classy while swilling the hard stuff.

This is true. Hence the need for moderation.

Mash? Surprised you didn't type Bourbon.

They were in the SWAMP, swilling from the beaker, not Henry's office, lol.

 

[eh1eh]

They were in the SWAMP, swilling from the beaker, not Henry's office, lol.

True enough but hillbilly stills use corn mash. Word play of sorts.

 

[SLM]

I think good would be a stretch, lol.

I think it's astonishing he was able to mix a martini at all considering they were on the back lot at Paramount.

 

[eh1eh]

I think it's astonishing he was able to mix a martini at all considering they were on the back lot at Paramount.

Pretty sure his martinis were that special blend of hydrogen and oxygen.

 

[SLM]

Pretty sure his martinis were that special blend of hydrogen and oxygen.

So Hawkeye was just high on life?

My illusions are shattered.

 

[eh1eh]

H2O2 = hydrogen peroxide. lol.

 

[SLM]

H2O2 = hydrogen peroxide. lol.

My first real big smile of the day, you own it.

 

[eh1eh]

I hear Durka went down south.

 

[Sal]

I hear Durka went down south.

lucky bastard

 

[SLM]

I hear Durka went down south.

Aren't guinea pigs a delicacy down south???8O

 

[eh1eh]

Aren't guinea pigs a delicacy down south???8O

Depends on how far down you go.
I don't know if he went anywhere but I know he hates his guinea pigs his ex stuck him with so I couldn't resist.