Canada 23 England 3 - World Lacrosse Championship

IdRatherBeSkiing

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And Canada sucks at football, cricket, rugby union, rugby league, snooker and darts. You're no good at chucking darts onto a dartboard. Pathetic.

We are pretty good at Football but you are probably talking about soccer. We suck as much as England does at that sorry to say. (Have you had your parade for your triumphant world cup team yet?) as to the rest, those are the very definition of minor sports. Filler you find on TSN @ 4AM in the morning.
 

Blackleaf

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We are pretty good at Football but you are probably talking about soccer.

No, I'm talking about football, not sacker. It's been called football before that sport in North America was even invented.

We suck as much as England does at that sorry to say.

No, you don't. You suck at it even more. How many World Cups have you won?

(Have you had your parade for your triumphant world cup team yet?)

Have you had yours?

Oh, I forgot. Canada wasn't good enough to even be at the World Cup.
 

Kreskin

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The name went from football to soccer then to sissy swan diving.

We don't excel at sports where the primary skill is being a sissy or drunkard.
 

IdRatherBeSkiing

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... And all the while, our erstwhile buddy from the UK can not even list one single, solitary sport (real sport) that he can claim mastery.

Sad

Its sadder that they cannot even claim mastery at the non-real sissy sports which they seem to love. It goes to the next level like fox hunting where they claim some dubious success. A sporting nation. LMFAO.

No, I'm talking about football, not sacker. It's been called football before that sport in North America was even invented.



No, you don't. You suck at it even more. How many World Cups have you won?



Have you had yours?

Oh, I forgot. Canada wasn't good enough to even be at the World Cup.

Unlike you, we don't care that our team did not qualify. But you guys think you are good and that's what makes it all so sad ... and enjoyable.
 

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I couldn't find any online site or games last night nor could I find any details today as to whether any games were played - were they played or were there any weather issues ??
 

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There was a game scheduled between the US and British squads, however, the English side started to hyperventilate and weep uncontrollably prior to the commencement of the game.. Speculation is that the abject fear brought them to their collective knees.

The game was scrubbed in favour of a match of Red Rover between teams.... The result was not favourable for the English side I;m afraid
 

captain morgan

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I had a few friends that played lax back in the day... That is one tough and grueling sport... Put's most other organized sport to shame relative to the physical expenditures and direct punishment to the body.

I'll stick with the safe sports like hockey, alligator wrestling and full contact chess
 

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I had a few friends that played lax back in the day... That is one tough and grueling sport... Put's most other organized sport to shame relative to the physical expenditures and direct punishment to the body.

I'll stick with the safe sports like hockey, alligator wrestling and full contact chess
Australian rules chess claims over 1000 lives per year.
 

Blackleaf

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That's actually a baseball bat. A plastic one, too.

I had a few friends that played lax back in the day... That is one tough and grueling sport...

I'd love to see them playing rugby (especially rugby league). And there's no way they'll be able to wear all that body armour. If they aren't prepared to play rugby league without all that body armour and have an eye gouged out or end up with cauliflower ears then they can never be proper rugby players.

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Unbeknownst to most Lacrosse.. and very specifically Field Lacrosse.. is the Official National Game of Canada. It was played by the Iroquois for centuries, and taken on by settlers in the Iroquois territories (Quebec and Southern Ontario).. It was established with rules (pretty rugged ones) and specs well before the invention of hockey which developed in the late 19th century. So we should be good at it.
 

Blackleaf

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... And all the while, our erstwhile buddy from the UK can not even list one single, solitary sport (real sport) that he can claim mastery.

Sad


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