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Well, it is a very common retirement plan for many in Canada. The biggest draw-back is that the gvt doesn't provide enough tips in this strategy relative to shopping for the best deals in cat food as a primary source of nutrition for the aforementioned strategists
Yummm, I hear meow mix now comes with 100% more chicken lips, dicks and assholes. Which makes them on par with No Frills Chicken wieners.

Yes, all you got to do is win.
Win what?
 

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Yummm, I hear meow mix now comes with 100% more chicken lips, dicks and assholes. Which makes them on par with No Frills Chicken wieners.


I gotta a proposal for ya... Let's combine efforts and develop & market Cat-Food-Helper (trade mark pending).. With a little luck and the right introductions into the large community of those folks that vivaCanada knows, we'll clean-up and possibly be able to retire without having to actually consume our own brain-child.

Deal?
 

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I gotta a proposal for ya... Let's combine efforts and develop & market Cat-Food-Helper (trade mark pending).. With a little luck and the right introductions into the large community of those folks that vivaCanada knows, we'll clean-up and possibly be able to retire without having to actually consume our own brain-child.

Deal?
Done deal!!!



It's funny you mentioned "brain". I hear they're planning on putting 50% more brain in purina cat chow soon!

Could that be considered food for thought? Or thought for food?
 

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These kind of things did happen in the past. There was massive activism in the 1920's and 1960's. Nowadays, people don't even care about the right to own a home or work a job. They rather be on the dole, drink liquor and play "Civilizations IV" while ignoreing their own.
 

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Would the plan be to settle all Native land claims before moving to a one-government world or wait for the new government to do it once power is transferred from Ottawa to Nairobi?
 

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Well I hope the First Nations' get their one world government, they're going to love their African, Chinese and Indian neighbours who have no regard for the First Nations' people.
 

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Well I hope the First Nations' get their one world government, they're going to love their African, Chinese and Indian neighbours who have no regard for the First Nations' people.
Hey woa!!!

Who said the First Nations were looking for a one world gov't?
 

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You mean not everyone will be polite about this? ;)
I was only being polite cuz Karrie asked ME.

I hate to speak for others, but it's been my experience that the First Nations have an issue with any other gov't lording over them.

Let alone one in Botswana!
 

Kreskin

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I was only being polite cuz Karrie asked ME.

I hate to speak for others, but it's been my experience that the First Nations have an issue with any other gov't lording over them.

Let alone one in Botswana!
Botswana will have a limited role. They will only administer the collection of the WST (World Sales Tax).
 

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Botswana will have a limited role. They will only administer the collection of the WST (World Sales Tax).
Oh great, another tax. That can only mean another treaty negotiation and more misconceptions by non First Nation peoples, while First Nations try blocking the Horn of Africa from nautical navigation, in protest, and drowning in the process!!!

 

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It will be interesting to see the US give up all sovereignty, including the right to bear arms. I don't see that as much of a problem, although it will be logistically tough to get enough trucks and people going door to door to gather all guns.
 

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It will be interesting to see the US give up all sovereignty, including the right to bear arms. I don't see that as much of a problem, although it will be logistically tough to get enough trucks and people going door to door to gather all guns.
We could initiate a guns for ..., program.

Given the state of urban sprawl, global warming and such, guns for spam might work.

Or guns for No Frills chicken wieners. Now with 99% more lips, dicks and assholes.

On second thought, the latter won't go over well.

Who would want to eat politicians?
 

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We could initiate a guns for ..., program.

Given the state of urban sprawl, global warming and such, guns for spam might work.

Or guns for No Frills chicken wieners. Now with 99% more lips, dicks and assholes.

On second thought, the latter won't go over well.

Who would want to eat politicians?
LOL, thems are finger lickin wieners!

Could also have Guns for a discounted membership fee with PETA. Or Guns for a flat-tax rate of 50% (but no deductibles for their socialized medicine). Irresistible.
 

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LOL, thems are finger lickin wieners!

Could also have Guns for a discounted membership fee with PETA. Or Guns for a flat-tax rate of 50% (but no deductibles for their socialized medicine). Irresistible.


That actually made me lol!!!
 

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Common now people look at the crap spewing outta this thread! when all i was suggesting is that if we all (who love our lives and dont want to see the canges that are about to take place) fought for our rights as free poeple stopped alowing the goverment to have total control!
How much $$$ would they lose if nothing opened and no money exchanged hands...if we started walking and riding bikes where wed like to go..if neighbours helped eachother and we controlled our own futures!
 

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Common now people look at the crap spewing outta this thread!
One mans crap, is anothers fertilizer.

when all i was suggesting is that if we all (who love our lives and dont want to see the canges that are about to take place) fought for our rights as free poeple stopped alowing the goverment to have total control!
Stop voting Liberal or NDP.
How much $$$ would they lose if nothing opened and no money exchanged hands..
Less then we would.

.if we started walking and riding bikes where wed like to go..
Nowhere, slowly. My welders are heavy!!!

if neighbours helped eachother and we controlled our own futures!
The communal ideal you seek is dead. Thanx to self help books and the me me generation.