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The Bush's Prayer
Our father
who art in washington
hallowed be thy name
thy corporation come
thy will be done
on earth as it is in carlyle
give us this day our daily dread
and forget us our sex practices
as we would forgive you who make sex practice against us
and lead us not into obfuscation
but deliver us from evildoers
for thine is the kingdom
and the power
and the glory
until you say so
or the end of the world
whichever comes first
Psalm 23 for Our Time
Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He maketh me to lie down on park benches,
He restoreth my doubts about the Republican party.
He guideth me onto the paths of unemployment for the party's sake.
I do fear the evildoers, for thou talkst about them constantly.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending,
They do discomfort me.
Thou anointeth me with never-ending debt,
And my savings and assets shall soon be gone.
Surely poverty and hard living shall follow me,
And my jobless children shall dwell in my basement forever.
