Ban contraception sales to singles...


Tonington
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...and punish those having sex outside of marriage, to restore sanity, says Pat Fagan of the Family Research Council. Seriously. Apparently this all started 41 years ago. Who knew?
 
Spade
Free Thinker
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#2
Let's ban cigarettes to singles first, to see how that works.

For those who feel I may be off topic; contraceptives before sex, cigarettes after.
 
Cliffy
Free Thinker
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#3
Quote: Originally Posted by ToningtonView Post

...and punish those having sex outside of marriage, to restore sanity, says Pat Fagan of the Family Research Council. Seriously. Apparently this all started 41 years ago. Who knew?

Dude's just pissed because he didn't get any before he got married. Jealousy is a powerful negative emotion. Organizations like that should be banned.
 
L Gilbert
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lol Whatta dope. Fagan and the rest of us wouldn't even be here if people hadn't been having sex before marriage was even invented.
 
Spade
Free Thinker
+2
#5
Good points. The evolution of marriage could not have predated sex.
 
SLM
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Quote:

Fagan argued that the Supreme Court decision was wrong because it effectively meant that “single people have the right to engage in sexual intercourse.” “Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don’t do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever,” Fagan said

What a tool!
 
L Gilbert
No Party Affiliation
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Oh, wait, maybe women got pregnant by "drinking a potion made with powdered wolf's *****" or some such goofy old wives' tale.
Anyway, wtf does sex have to do with marriage?
Oh, wait, that came out wrong. :/
I meant wtf does marriage have to do with sex?
 
Spade
Free Thinker
+2 / -1
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I don't know the current theory, but Biblical scholars will tell you that woman is simply a receptacle like good loam in which the male seed can grow.
 
lone wolf
Free Thinker
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Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

Oh, wait, maybe women got pregnant by "drinking a potion made with powdered wolf's *****" or some such goofy old wives' tale.....

EEEEGAD! I hope not....
 
Sal
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Love this line: “Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don’t do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever,” Fagan said.

Wow.

They shame them, they do whatever. Inquiring minds want to know, "how far will you go"?

pun intended
 
Spade
Free Thinker
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#11
MEMORANDUM TO COLPY
Re: Contraceptives
As I am a Canadian and not concerned with American matters constitutional, is there an amendment which permits concealed carry?
 
L Gilbert
No Party Affiliation
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Quote: Originally Posted by SalView Post

Love this line: “Society never gave young people that right, functioning societies don’t do that, they stop it, they punish it, they corral people, they shame people, they do whatever,” Fagan said.

Wow.

They shame them, they do whatever. Inquiring minds want to know, "how far will you go"?

pun intended

Whips, dungeons, amputations, etc. You know, the real 13th century fun sex toys Inquisitors used to play with.
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

Whips, dungeons, amputations, etc. You know, the real 13th century fun sex toys Inquisitors used to play with.

functioning societies don’t do that... or do they... it takes a special kinda person I think

Here's a little gem about Perkins: Perkins resigned from the police force in 1992 due to a disagreement over reporting and police tactics in containing anti-abortion protests by Operation Rescue.

And a bit about Operation Rescue:
Operation Save America (formerly Operation Rescue National) is a fundamentalist [1] [2] Christian conservative organization based in Dallas, Texas, that opposes human induced abortion and its legality, non-Christian religions, and homosexuality.
 
SLM
No Party Affiliation
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Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

Whips, dungeons, amputations, etc. You know, the real 13th century fun sex toys Inquisitors used to play with.

Hey now, those amputations only happened because people forgot the safe word!
 
L Gilbert
No Party Affiliation
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Hey now, those amputations only happened because people forgot the safe word!

How could they forget? There was only one word, or phrase actually, "I'm guilty", but that safe phrase got them into deeper doodoo than denying stuff.
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Hey now, those amputations only happened because people forgot the safe word!

*falls on the floor laughing* Been reading Gerald's Game lately?
 
Cliffy
Free Thinker
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Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

I don't know the current theory, but Biblical scholars will tell you that woman is simply a receptacle like good loam in which the male seed can grow.

Although some fundamentalist would like to think so, women are not just sperm receptacles.


They can make sammiches too.
 
SLM
No Party Affiliation
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Although some fundamentalist would like to think so, women are not just sperm receptacles.


They can make sammiches too.

You men and your damn sammiches! LOL.
 
L Gilbert
No Party Affiliation
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Make sammiches and fetch beer, as well.
 
SLM
No Party Affiliation
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Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

Make sammiches and fetch beer, as well.


I would love a beer! Thanks!
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

I don't know the current theory, but Biblical scholars will tell you that woman is simply a receptacle like good loam in which the male seed can grow.

Loam sticks to a spade. How can you go wrong?
 
L Gilbert
No Party Affiliation
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

I would love a beer! Thanks!

We have Beck`s and O`Hara`s Stout. Wifey wants to know what sorta sammich you want with it?
 
SLM
No Party Affiliation
#23
Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

We have Beck`s and O`Hara`s Stout. Wifey wants to know what sorta sammich you want with it?

Not cheap but I'm easy. Surprise me.
 
petros
+2
#24
Nothing beats a hoagie and set me up with an ice tea.
 
Cliffy
Free Thinker
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#25
If you are what you eat, I'm cheap, easy and fast.
 
SLM
No Party Affiliation
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

If you are what you eat, I'm cheap, easy and fast.

Don't be advertising the fast part. Just a suggestion.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

If you are what you eat, I'm cheap, easy and fast.

Ramen noodles.
 
Cliffy
Free Thinker
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Don't be advertising the fast part. Just a suggestion.

Ha. I read that on a sign in our coffee shop. My other favourite is "I'm on a 30 day diet. I lost 10 days already."
 
SLM
No Party Affiliation
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Ha. I read that on a sign in our coffee shop. My other favourite is "I'm on a 30 day diet. I lost 10 days already."


I like that one. I've lost 16 days so far this month alone. Lol.
 
L Gilbert
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Not cheap but I'm easy. Surprise me.

HLT on rye. Stout or pilsener?
 

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