JESSE JACKSON, JR – ROTTEN APPLE DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM ROTTEN TREE
Jesse Jackson, Jr was indicted this week for allegedly (yeah, right) using $750,000 of campaign funds to buy boatloads of bling for him and his wife. AWD must say he is shocked! This is unbelievable! The son of Reverend (of what church) Jesse Jackson only managed to steal $750,000? What a piker! He’s going to get cut out of the Chicago Corruptocrat Club!
So what did Junior buy with all that cash? He bought him several fly hoopties including BMW’s including top of the line 8-series for him and wife. Junior’s vanity plate said “REPZENTIN.” Of course it did. His actions do a fine job “REPZENTIN” the Congressional Black Caucus, Democrat Party, and his corrupt district in Barackistan.
But Junior didn’t stop with the hoopties. He also had to have him a gold Rolex when he was stylin’ and profilin’ on the House floor voting to take more money from the evil rich. He also bought several items of Michael Jordan memorabilia. No word if any of the items were worn Hanes underwear. Jackson even bought a fedora worn by Michael Jackson. It is rumored Jackson also used campaign funds to purchase Michael Jackson’s nose.
It is racism to accuse Jesse Jackson, Jr of misuse of campaign funds. He was only acting as curator for the Barackistan African American Museum of Stupid Sh*t.
Jackson also owned three homes and had mutual funds valuing $700,000. Also, he and his wife had credit card expenses over $500,000 for personal purchases. I guess those were outside of the African American Museum of Stupid Sh*t. Jackson, Jr lives pretty well for someone who listed his annual salary at $29,000.
Junior also made gobs of cash in his PAC whose major donors were labor teacher and labor unions, trial lawyers, and a whole bunch of big-name companies that have been shaken down by his old man for generations. The motto of the PAC was “Give me money or I will call you a racist!”
Jesse Jackson, Sr defended his son when asked by reporters about Junior’s misuse of campaign funds. Jackson said:
“He is, uhhhhh, a good boy. He couldn’t have, uhhhhhh, done all that. This, uhhhhh, is nothing but the white man holding back, uhhhhh, a young, poor black man.”
Not to worry. Junior is sure to be pardoned by Barack Hussein Obama. If not, he’s a shoo-in to be reelected to office by his constituents. Since most of them will be his fellow cellmates, he will have time to campaign. It is scientific fact that the only way Jackson, Jr cannot be reelected in his ChicagoBarackistan district is if he changes his political affiliation to Republican.