So drawing upon my own sources and those of blogger Lactose, here is a sneak preview of Al Jazeera America’s fall lineup. After you review it I have no doubt that you, like me, will be rushing to the phone sometime today to upgrade your satellite package.
Children’s Shows will include Dora the Exploder, Spongebomb Squarepants and, Phineas and C4
Game Shows feature Family Intifada, Wheel of Torture and, Final Jeopardy for Jews and Other Infidels
Reality Shows include Flight School, No Survivor, The Great Satan’s Idol, My Big Fat Gay Gypsy Stoning, The Biggest Honor Killing Loser and, Master Dirty Bomb Maker.
Situation Comedies will feature The Really Big Bang Theory, How I Stoned Your Mother and, Emergency Female Circumcision Ward
But it is the Prime Time Stuff of which Al Jazeera America is especially proud!
Influenced by the hit US cable drama show “Bomb Girls” comes “Suicide Bomb Boys and Girls” which takes you behind the scenes as young boys and girls, some of whom are not even mentally handicapped, are recruited, brainwashed, outfitted with hidden explosive devices while being trained and prepared to access areas populated by Infidels and are then sent to blow themselves and said Infidels up. Hidden cameras will make you feel part of the action as these brave young warriors for Islam detonate their explosives and thereby kill the Infidels and journey to Paradise.
“The Osama O’Reilly Factor” is patterned after the top rated cable news show “The O’Reilly Factor” and features segments like Infidel or Islamist reminiscent of Pinhead or Patriot and, Sharia Law and You which is much like Bill O’Reilly’s legal panel segment except that the topics and the verdicts reflect Sharia Law instead of US law and the two panelists are imams instead of young female lawyers with big boobs and low cut dresses.
- “All In the Farsi Family” with Pakistani Muslim Archie Mohammed, his four wives, his daughter and his Jewish son in law “Porkhead” will take you back to the Archie Bunker and All In The Family days and actually several centuries before that. Hilarity ensues as Archie plots the honor killing of his daughter for marrying Porkhead and gets into various other high jinks and humorous situations.
- Eat your heart out, Donald Trump (in the unlikely event that you even have a heart)! “The Apprentice Terrorist” in which 16 aspiring young Islamist terrorists compete under the ever watchful eye of Al Qaeda executives to win a senior management position in the Al Qaeda terrorist organization features more fireworks and tension and high stakes drama than your show could ever hope to have.
- Finally, there is “The Five Honeymooners” featuring Mohammed Al Shaike Gleason and his four wives living on five single person welfare cheques, Obama food stamps, and various other government handouts in the same walk up Brooklyn apartment as the original “Honeymooners “. Hilarity ensues as the happy sextet experiences life in Brooklyn and tries various con games and subterfuges to purloin as much money as possible from the hard working tax payers in their midst