Senile Joker Smirkin Joe Biden On The Heartbreak of BO


TeddyBallgame
+2
#1
- Smirkin Joe Biden, the obamanation and senile imbecile who is just a heartbeat away from the presidency, blurts out the truth about his last four years as second banana to novelty candidate and failed president Barack Obama.

Biden quotTheres Never Been A Day In The Last Four Years Ive Been Proud To Be His Vice Presidentquot - YouTube

Last edited by TeddyBallgame; Nov 2nd, 2012 at 02:48 PM..
 
DaSleeper
#2
I recommend six inches of duct tape for what ails him...

And people used to laugh at McCain's choice for vice president
 
JLM
No Party Affiliation
+1
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by TeddyBallgameView Post

- Smirkin Joe Biden, the obamanation and senile imbecile who is just a heartbeat away from the presidency, blurts out the truth about his last four years as second banana to novelty candidate and failed president Barack Obama.

Biden quotTheres Never Been A Day In The Last Four Years Ive Been Proud To Be His Vice Presidentquot - YouTube

I think one or two threads about the election and all the ramifications thereof is ample to contain all the mindless drivel of even the most effusive moron!
 
TeddyBallgame
+1
#4
- JLM ... To me, what is even worse than having too many threads on even as broad and diverse a topic as the US elections is having some moron post exactly the same ridiculously erroneous piece of propoganda in not one but at least five different threads!
 
Kreskin
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#5  Top Rated Post
Teddy, I get the sense that you aren't supporting Obama's re-election.
 
TeddyBallgame
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

Teddy, I get the sense that you aren't supporting Obama's re-election.

- Kreskin, you really are Amazing to figure that out. And it sounds like Smirkin Joe Biden feels the same way I do.
 
JLM
No Party Affiliation
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

Teddy, I get the sense that you aren't supporting Obama's re-election.

Does he support anything that is sensible?

Quote: Originally Posted by TeddyBallgameView Post

- JLM ... To me, what is even worse than having too many threads on even as broad and diverse a topic as the US elections is having some moron post exactly the same ridiculously erroneous piece of propoganda in not one but at least five different threads!

Can't handle the truth eh?
 
EagleSmack
+2
#8
Hey... Biden always means what he says!
 
Goober
Free Thinker
+3
#9
So Joe misspoke - I have to say this is on par with your thread where as 5 year old's Obama tells another 5 year old he is Kenyan Royalty.

That one in itself put my worries at rest. You do not have children and the gene pool did not get shallower.

Please for the sake of the world practice safe sex. The gene pool and I thank you.
 
JLM
No Party Affiliation
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

Teddy, I get the sense that you aren't supporting Obama's re-election.

Does he support anything that is sensible?
 
TeddyBallgame
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by GooberView Post

So Joe misspoke - I have to say this is on par with your thread where as 5 year old's Obama tells another 5 year old he is Kenyan Royalty.

That one in itself put my worries at rest. You do not have children and the gene pool did not get shallower.

Please for the sake of the world practice safe sex. The gene pool and I thank you.

- Goober ... I think Obama was 8 or 10 at the time but it doesn't really matter since he is the same BSer now that he was then and millions of morons have fallen for it.

- Actually, I do have a son of whom I am very proud who is gainfully employed helpiing Bill Gates to give away his biliions.

- As to the gene pool, it would be a hellava lot stronger if there were more facsimiles of me but the truth is that I prefer screwing to procreatiion and changing nappies so I've had three wives but only one child which is sort of the reverse of the norm.

- As to Joe "misspeaking", he does this all the time but I will acknowledge that at least he is more qualified for the presidency than is your hero BO.
 
Goober
Free Thinker
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by TeddyBallgameView Post

- Goober ... I think Obama was 8 or 10 at the time but it doesn't really matter since he is the same BSer now that he was then and millions of morons have fallen for it.

- Actually, I do have a son of whom I am very proud who is gainfully employed helpiing Bill Gates to give away his biliions.

- As to the gene pool, it would be a hellava lot stronger if there were more facsimiles of me but the truth is that I prefer screwing to procreatiion and changing nappies so I've had three wives but only one child which is sort of the reverse of the norm.

- As to Joe "misspeaking", he does this all the time but I will acknowledge that at least he is more qualified for the presidency than is your hero BO.

Joe has that habit of misspeaking.
Obama has made a lot of mistakes. I never said otherwise.

Congrats on raising a son that is doing well.
Now it is the Grandchildren when they come that you will find to be simply amazing.
 
damngrumpy
No Party Affiliation
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#13
At first I looked at this with the heading and said more right wing hysteria, and the factory
of hate at work. Then it occurred to me, I haven't engaged in any nasty crap so far and the
campaign is almost over. It is Time to Stoop.
Remember when W did the shame on me shame on .... and he couldn't remember the line?
or when he tried to walk off stage and couldn't find the door that opened?
I have a book of Bush isms, he spent most of his time with both feet in his mouth. Biden
now and then lets a poor set of phrasing get in the way, unlike another Vice President of the
Republican persuasion Joe can spell Potato at least.
What would we do without some of these people? There would be no comic relief. So the
guy misplaced a word, Again, he is not the only one.
the only person who is really confused is Romney he has changed his position so many times
on so many issues he is not sure who he is anymore.
 
TeddyBallgame
+1
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by GooberView Post

Congrats on raising a son that is doing well.
Now it is the Grandchildren when they come that you will find to be simply amazing.

- G ... Thanks. I am already finding out that grandparenting is a hellava lot less stressful and more fun than parenting is. As a grandparent, you get to take the young ones when it is most convenient to you and you can dote on them instead of having to discipline them. The only problem in our case is that the two grandkids are in Seattle and we're in the GTA so I only get to see them two or three times a year.
 
Goober
Free Thinker
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by TeddyBallgameView Post

- G ... Thanks. I am already finding out that grandparenting is a hellava lot less stressful and more fun than parenting is. As a grandparent, you get to take the young ones when it is most convenient to you and you can dote on them instead of having to discipline them. The only problem in our case is that the two grandkids are in Seattle and we're in the GTA so I only get to see them two or three times a year.

They remind you of what you missed with your own children. They make you feel younger and see the wonder of the world.
 
TeddyBallgame
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Quote: Originally Posted by damngrumpyView Post

1/ Remember when W did the shame on me shame on .... and he couldn't remember the line?
or when he tried to walk off stage and couldn't find the door that opened?

2/ I have a book of Bush isms, he spent most of his time with both feet in his mouth.

3/ Biden now and then lets a poor set of phrasing get in the way, unlike another Vice President of the
Republican persuasion Joe can spell Potato at least.

4/ the only person who is really confused is Romney he has changed his position so many times
on so many issues he is not sure who he is anymore.

- DG ... 1. At least Bush never thought there were 57 states like your hero Obama or confused Ottawa with Omaha, etc., etc., etc.

2. I`m sure you do and I have a book of Obama`s myraid of moronic mistakes. Bush actually made a hellava lot fewer dumb remarls than has your hero Obama in more than twice the time on the national stage. Neither of them have been as big a fool as Biden.

3. Biden makes serious mistakes in terms of knowledge and logic as well as being a lying weasel and a really cheap bastard charity wise pretty much all the time. I`m glad you love him so. In his defense, I will say that even though he is lapsing into senility and is one of the dimmer bulbs in the Washington chandelier, he is a better choice as president than the novelty candidate and utter failure that is Barack Obama.

4. Yes, Romney is really confused unlike those of real accomplishment like yourself, ROTFPIMPALMFARO!!!

Quote: Originally Posted by GooberView Post

They remind you of what you missed with your own children. They make you feel younger and see the wonder of the world.

- G ... Well and truly said!!!
 
earth_as_one
#17
Bushisms:

General

"They misunderestimated me."[9] — Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."[10] — Saginaw, Michigan; September 29, 2000
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again.'"[11] — Nashville, Tennessee; September 17, 2002
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."[12] — Poplar Bluff, Missouri; September 6, 2004
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it." --Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, May 14, 2001 [13]
"One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps." - CNBC interview with Maria Bartiromo, October 24, 2006.[14]
"I'm going to put people in my place, so when the history of this administration is written at least there's an authoritarian voice saying exactly what happened."[15] (Announcing he would write a book about "the 12 toughest decisions" he had to make.)
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." (dreams take wing) —La Crosse, Wisconsin, October 18, 2000[16]
"See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction." Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Oct. 3, 2003 [17]

Spoonerisms

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." —January 2000[16]

Foreign affairs

"Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit." — Addressing then-Australian Prime Minister John Howard at the APEC Summit, September 7, 2007. (Neither the USA nor Australia are members of OPEC.)[18]
"Yesterday, you made note of my—the lack of my talent when it came to dancing. But nevertheless, I want you to know I danced with joy. And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times"- Speaking with the president of Liberia, Washington, D.C., Oct. 22, 2008 [19]
"Do you have blacks, too?" --to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001 [20]

Terrorism

"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." - Washington, D.C., January 12, 2009[21]

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Washington, D.C., August 5, 2004[22]

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." --Washington, D.C., Dec. 10, 2001 [23]

Economics

"There's no question about it. Wall Street got drunk—that's one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras—it got drunk and now it's got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments." — Speaking at a private fundraiser and surreptitiously recorded by a reporter with the footage subsequently leaked on various news outlets, Houston, Texas, July 18, 2008[24]

Education

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"[5] — Florence, South Carolina; January 11, 2000
"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured." — On the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C.; September 26, 2007[25]
"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are [sic] appalling." —Washington, D.C.; January 23, 2004[26]
 
Kreskin
+3
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by TeddyBallgameView Post

- DG ... 1. At least Bush never thought there were 57 states like your hero Obama or confused Ottawa with Omaha, etc., etc., etc.

2. I`m sure you do and I have a book of Obama`s myraid of moronic mistakes. Bush actually made a hellava lot fewer dumb remarls than has your hero Obama in more than twice the time on the national stage. Neither of them have been as big a fool as Biden.

3. Biden makes serious mistakes in terms of knowledge and logic as well as being a lying weasel and a really cheap bastard charity wise pretty much all the time. I`m glad you love him so. In his defense, I will say that even though he is lapsing into senility and is one of the dimmer bulbs in the Washington chandelier, he is a better choice as president than the novelty candidate and utter failure that is Barack Obama.

4. Yes, Romney is really confused unlike those of real accomplishment like yourself, ROTFPIMPALMFARO!!!



- G ... Well and truly said!!!

But Shrub thought Chretien was Jean poutine
 
PoliticalNick
Free Thinker
+2
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by TeddyBallgameView Post

...he is the same BSer now that he was then...

What did you think qualifies someone to be president?

Quote:

- As to the gene pool, it would be a hellava lot stronger if there were more facsimiles of me

A true legend in your own mind

Quote:

but the truth is that I prefer screwing to procreatiion and changing nappies so I've had three wives but only one child which is sort of the reverse of the norm.

Somehow I just don't find this something to brag about but it does say a lot about your character and family values. No wonder you hate democrats and idolize Romney.

Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

But Shrub thought Chretien was Jean poutine

He also thought Canada was landlocked and needed a place to park our navy
 
earth_as_one
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

But Shrub thought Chretien was Jean poutine

Governor Bush on Canada - YouTube

 
DaSleeper
#21

Obama a complete idiot - YouTube

 
taxslave
No Party Affiliation
+3
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by TeddyBallgameView Post

- JLM ... To me, what is even worse than having too many threads on even as broad and diverse a topic as the US elections is having some moron post exactly the same ridiculously erroneous piece of propoganda in not one but at least five different threads!

So you do know what your problem is. That is a good first step. NOw how about seeking professional help?
 
Ron in Regina
Free Thinker
+1
#23
Quote: Originally Posted by damngrumpyView Post

....unlike another Vice President of the
Republican persuasion Joe can spell Potato at least....

 
EagleSmack
+1
#24
Quote: Originally Posted by damngrumpyView Post

At first I looked at this with the heading and said more right wing hysteria, and the factory
of hate at work. Then it occurred to me, I haven't engaged in any nasty crap so far and the
campaign is almost over. It is Time to Stoop.
Remember when W did the shame on me shame on .... and he couldn't remember the line?
or when he tried to walk off stage and couldn't find the door that opened?
I have a book of Bush isms, he spent most of his time with both feet in his mouth. Biden
now and then lets a poor set of phrasing get in the way, unlike another Vice President of the
Republican persuasion Joe can spell Potato at least.
What would we do without some of these people? There would be no comic relief. So the
guy misplaced a word, Again, he is not the only one.
the only person who is really confused is Romney he has changed his position so many times
on so many issues he is not sure who he is anymore.

You never tried to open a door and found out it was locked?

Bush spent most of his time with both feet in his mouth... Biden simply phrases things poorly now and then. Got it.
 
PoliticalNick
Free Thinker
+1
#25
Quote: Originally Posted by EagleSmackView Post

You never tried to open a door and found out it was locked?

Yep, I've also tried to push the one marked pull once or twice.
 
EagleSmack
#26
Quote: Originally Posted by PoliticalNickView Post

Yep, I've also tried to push the one marked pull once or twice.

I know that I have. Cameras weren't on me so I guess I've escaped being ridiculed. Think about it... if you go to a door and try to open it and it is locked... well you have to be the dumbest person on the planet.

Clearly DG has NEVER done that. Throughout his whole life each and every door has been unlocked for him. The guy is brilliant.
 
Kreskin
#27
I had the privilege of walking face first into glass doors at a golf clubhouse. No cameras, but the entire room split a gut.
 
PoliticalNick
Free Thinker
#28
Quote: Originally Posted by KreskinView Post

I had the privilege of walking face first into glass doors at a golf clubhouse. No cameras, but the entire room split a gut.

 

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