July 15th, 2007, 01:02 PM
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Find a webpage that has a lot of images. Paste that code in the address bar and hit enter.
July 15th, 2007, 01:49 PM
Quoting karrie
Was it a product review site, like Good Housekeeping or Caring for a Hoover?
Well, I'll have to leave you to imagine what kind of page I pulled up. lol. If I actually told you, it would totally ruin my tough girl rep.
July 15th, 2007, 01:52 PM
Quoting Kreskin
lol. nope. Good try though. It was an illustrated tutorial designed to show husbands how to do the vacuuming for us.
Was it a product review site, like Good Housekeeping or Caring for a Hoover?
Dark Overlord
Posts: 2,595 
July 15th, 2007, 01:56 PM
Quoting karrie
I thought for sure it would be the Pokemon homepage.
lol. nope. Good try though. It was an illustrated tutorial designed to show husbands how to do the vacuuming for us.
Dark Overlord
Posts: 2,595
July 15th, 2007, 01:57 PM
(Still haven't figured how to get the text coloured)
Quoting Kreskin
For the love of...what the heck are you trying to do to us, Kreskin?
Well lordy lordy, I sure need some tips so please give us the link.
(Still haven't figured how to get the text coloured)
July 15th, 2007, 02:08 PM
Quoting Kreskin
ha! yeah right. I post that link, and you'd just have to pull it down anyway. lol. Remember, this isn't an age specific site! If you need tips, just read up thoroughly on the product review I posted, and realize it's a Zen thing. BE THE VACUUM.
Well lordy lordy, I sure need some tips so please give us the link.
July 15th, 2007, 02:14 PM
Quoting karrie
You are bad..in good way
ha! yeah right. I post that link, and you'd just have to pull it down anyway. lol. Remember, this isn't an age specific site! If you need tips, just read up thoroughly on the product review I posted, and realize it's a Zen thing. BE THE VACUUM.
Gobsmacked
Posts: 4,749
July 15th, 2007, 05:25 PM
Not that I mind, I imagine I could come up with at least a few good tips, even if I had to make 'em up...
......but to be responsible for the entire "How TO Get The Most Out of Your Hoover" manual... that would ......... ermmmm........... suck?
I was glad I did a double take to discover it's actually a Zen thang and not a Zan thang.
ps Shadowshiv, if you want to colour your text, just highlight what you want to change, then look for the little icon (right above your reply window) that has the letter A with a little down arrow right beside. Click the arrow, an array of colours will appear, pick the one you want, and voila.
Quoting karrie
good gawd, on first glance I thought I read "....it's a Zan thing".
ha! yeah right. I post that link, and you'd just have to pull it down anyway. lol. Remember, this isn't an age specific site! If you need tips, just read up thoroughly on the product review I posted, and realize it's a Zen thing. BE THE VACUUM.
Not that I mind, I imagine I could come up with at least a few good tips, even if I had to make 'em up...
......but to be responsible for the entire "How TO Get The Most Out of Your Hoover" manual... that would ......... ermmmm........... suck?
I was glad I did a double take to discover it's actually a Zen thang and not a Zan thang. ps Shadowshiv, if you want to colour your text, just highlight what you want to change, then look for the little icon (right above your reply window) that has the letter A with a little down arrow right beside. Click the arrow, an array of colours will appear, pick the one you want, and voila.
Dark Overlord
Posts: 2,595
July 15th, 2007, 05:31 PM
Quoting karrie
Before long, this will be Kreskin.
ha! yeah right. I post that link, and you'd just have to pull it down anyway. lol. Remember, this isn't an age specific site! If you need tips, just read up thoroughly on the product review I posted, and realize it's a Zen thing. BE THE VACUUM.
Dark Overlord
Posts: 2,595
July 15th, 2007, 05:35 PM
Quoting Zan
Thanks Zan!
good gawd, on first glance I thought I read "....it's a Zan thing".
Not that I mind, I imagine I could come up with at least a few good tips, even if I had to make 'em up...
......but to be responsible for the entire "How TO Get The Most Out of Your Hoover" manual... that would ......... ermmmm........... suck?
I was glad I did a double take to discover it's actually a Zen thang and not a Zan thang.
ps Shadowshiv, if you want to colour your text, just highlight what you want to change, then look for the little icon (right above your reply window) that has the letter A with a little down arrow right beside. Click the arrow, an array of colours will appear, pick the one you want, and voila.
Not that I mind, I imagine I could come up with at least a few good tips, even if I had to make 'em up...
......but to be responsible for the entire "How TO Get The Most Out of Your Hoover" manual... that would ......... ermmmm........... suck?
I was glad I did a double take to discover it's actually a Zen thang and not a Zan thang. ps Shadowshiv, if you want to colour your text, just highlight what you want to change, then look for the little icon (right above your reply window) that has the letter A with a little down arrow right beside. Click the arrow, an array of colours will appear, pick the one you want, and voila.
Dark Overlord
Posts: 2,595
July 15th, 2007, 05:37 PM
Quoting Zan
Thanks. It took a while.
You're welcome. Nice job on the colours.
July 15th, 2007, 06:05 PM
Quoting Zan
Yeah, as I was writing it I thought you might think I was referring to you. I was a bit worried, living in the same city and all, that the boys might think you and I had a naughty little secret. 'It's a Zan thing!'
good gawd, on first glance I thought I read "....it's a Zan thing".
Quoting shadowshiv
LOL. Okay, that's a better smilie than the one I found.
Before long, this will be Kreskin.
Gobsmacked
Posts: 4,749
July 16th, 2007, 12:21 AM
Oh I'm sure at first they'd be a little shocked, but once their notorious male imginations kicked into gear... which would occur within about 1.5 seconds (for the slow ones lolll) they'd go from
to 
Quoting karrie
Yeah, as I was writing it I thought you might think I was referring to you. I was a bit worried, living in the same city and all, that the boys might think you and I had a naughty little secret. 'It's a Zan thing!'
Oh I'm sure at first they'd be a little shocked, but once their notorious male imginations kicked into gear... which would occur within about 1.5 seconds (for the slow ones lolll) they'd go from
to 
