Leaf funnies
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A Canadian peacekeeper is walking in a desert when he comes across a magic lamp. He rubs it and out comes a genie. The genie promises to give him 1 wish. The peacekeeper thinks hard and finally takes out a map. He points at the region where he's from and says all he wants is to have peace in that region. "Wow," the genie says, "that's a tough one, I don't know if it is possible. Do you have anything else?" The peacekeeper thinks a moment and says: "How about the Leafs winning the Stanley Cup?" to which the genie replies: "Let me see that map again."
I figured out how to avoid raking this fall.
I put a hockey net on my lawn.
There hasn't been a Leaf near it all season!
I put a hockey net on my lawn.
There hasn't been a Leaf near it all season!
dam the leafs are garbage this year, again.....
glad im a habs fan, but even they are kinda floundering
glad im a habs fan, but even they are kinda floundering
Even Hockey Night In Canada is thinking of showing other games instead of Toronto.
My daughter plays next Sat night, maybe that would be a good alternative.
My daughter plays next Sat night, maybe that would be a good alternative.
That is kind of the same problem Vancouver has. They just had their 237th consecutive sell-out.
The Leafs are simply cursed by the hockey gods. Nothing you can do except cheer for the Canucks.
What a bunch of dullards; these posts are supposed to try to be humourous.
Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
Because then Toronto would want one.
The general manager, coach and six Maple Leaf starters walk into a bar.
Nobody is surprised.
Why doesn't Hamilton have an NHL team?
Because then Toronto would want one.
The general manager, coach and six Maple Leaf starters walk into a bar.
Nobody is surprised.
The worst adult movie I have ever seen was titled Marge & Me Xmas 94 which I found inside a second hand Betamax video recorder I bought for thirty five dollars. While it contained a lot of nudity, most of it hairless, and very little dialogue apart from Marge complaining continuously about a cramp and at one point the gas bill, they were both extremely overweight and well into their sixties so I could only handle an hour or so before ejecting in disgust.