Scott Feschuk From Sportsnet Magazine
Tim Tebow
1. Grab a handful of peanut butter and smear it on a plate
2. Fall to one knee, praising the lord for peanut butter
3. Use fist to crudely mash two slices of bread into the peanut butter
4. Fall to one knee, praising the lord for bread
5. Hurl jelly wildly into the air
6. Fall to one knee, praising the lord for jelly and for air, and also for those cute puppy dogs with the wrinkly faces.
7. Inexplicably emerge with an absolutely delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Alex Ovechkin
1. Devote first 20 years of life to obsessively honing a dizzying talent for making a remarkable peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
2. shrug
3. Maybe make the sandwich, maybe don't - whatever.
Brian Burke
1. Hold a press conference to lament how much better peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were in the old days
2. Berate a slice of bread for 20 minutes for being too soft.
3. Miss the playoffs again
Alex Burrows
1. Slyly spear a jar of peanut butter.
2. Cheap shot the jelly right where it hurts.
3. Adopt a look of wounded surprise when the bread retaliates and kicks his ass.
Lebron James
1. Star in an hour long TV special to reveal the type of sandwich he intends to make
2. Stride through plumes of smoke alongside two men tasked with helping to make the peanut butter and jelly sandwich
3. Boldly declare that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich will be made quickly and without much effort - and that many more sandwiches will henceforth be made for all to enjoy.
4. Watch Dirk Nowitzki eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
John Tortorella
1. Wait patiently for a referee to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
2. Criticize it at length.
Don Cherry
1. Start making a sandwich then stop midway, failing to finish it
2. Start making another sandwich, then lose train of thought, failing to finish it.
3. Start making a third sandwich, but instead wind up talking about the military for some reason.
4. Give up, saying no peanut butter and jelly sandwich could be made better than the one made in 1973 by Bobby Orr anyway.
Tim Tebow
1. Grab a handful of peanut butter and smear it on a plate
2. Fall to one knee, praising the lord for peanut butter
3. Use fist to crudely mash two slices of bread into the peanut butter
4. Fall to one knee, praising the lord for bread
5. Hurl jelly wildly into the air
6. Fall to one knee, praising the lord for jelly and for air, and also for those cute puppy dogs with the wrinkly faces.
7. Inexplicably emerge with an absolutely delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Alex Ovechkin
1. Devote first 20 years of life to obsessively honing a dizzying talent for making a remarkable peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
2. shrug
3. Maybe make the sandwich, maybe don't - whatever.
Brian Burke
1. Hold a press conference to lament how much better peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were in the old days
2. Berate a slice of bread for 20 minutes for being too soft.
3. Miss the playoffs again
Alex Burrows
1. Slyly spear a jar of peanut butter.
2. Cheap shot the jelly right where it hurts.
3. Adopt a look of wounded surprise when the bread retaliates and kicks his ass.
Lebron James
1. Star in an hour long TV special to reveal the type of sandwich he intends to make
2. Stride through plumes of smoke alongside two men tasked with helping to make the peanut butter and jelly sandwich
3. Boldly declare that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich will be made quickly and without much effort - and that many more sandwiches will henceforth be made for all to enjoy.
4. Watch Dirk Nowitzki eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
John Tortorella
1. Wait patiently for a referee to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
2. Criticize it at length.
Don Cherry
1. Start making a sandwich then stop midway, failing to finish it
2. Start making another sandwich, then lose train of thought, failing to finish it.
3. Start making a third sandwich, but instead wind up talking about the military for some reason.
4. Give up, saying no peanut butter and jelly sandwich could be made better than the one made in 1973 by Bobby Orr anyway.
