Something to cheer up atheists.

[YukonJack]

God Hinting At Retirement | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[ironsides]

'You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats.'
- Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006)

 

[AnnaG]

If this god retired, how would anyone know? lol

 

[Cliffy]

Dog retired after creation was complete. It did not just rest. It went into a coma.

If I had created humans, I would have retired too.