Points to Ponder

ironsides

Executive Branch Member
Feb 13, 2009
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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower? What do people in China call their good plates? What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it? What do you call a male ladybug? What do you say if you're talking to God, and he sneezes? What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

 

taxslave

Hall of Fame Member
Nov 25, 2008
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You need to find a real job. Got too much time on your hands.
If you have a pocket watch do you still have time on your hands?