"Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of ****."
A basic human truth
- Thread starter karrie
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What? And I can't cook my own meals with the stuff I bought?
A man usually gives a woman millions of sperm, and usually only one baby.... where's the other 999,999 babies? I want my moneys' worth damnit! *shakes fist*
Home is where the heart is..... I have to have a woman in my life in order to call where I live a home? What a rip off!
Give a woman a smile.... I usually get maced.
Give her crap and get a ton back? You apparently haven't experienced my stinky poops..... which I have never met a female equal to. :twisted:
(Just figured I'd throw a different angle for debate on here.... carry on)
A man usually gives a woman millions of sperm, and usually only one baby.... where's the other 999,999 babies? I want my moneys' worth damnit! *shakes fist*
Home is where the heart is..... I have to have a woman in my life in order to call where I live a home? What a rip off!
Give a woman a smile.... I usually get maced.
Give her crap and get a ton back? You apparently haven't experienced my stinky poops..... which I have never met a female equal to. :twisted:
(Just figured I'd throw a different angle for debate on here.... carry on)