What religious affiliation do you think God is?


Dreadful Nonsense
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It's a valid question.
Last edited by Dreadful Nonsense; Jun 6th, 2007 at 11:40 PM..Reason: spelling error made me sound like speedy Gonzales
 
Toro
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I'm not a fan of organized religion.

However, I have no doubt God thinks my religious denomination is the best!
 
snfu73
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I bet god is shaking her head in disgust going, "You moron's have it ALL WRONG! Geeez whiz!". Then she will get hammered, and try to drown the pain.
Last edited by snfu73; Jun 7th, 2007 at 12:09 AM..Reason: I made a mistake...so sue me!
 
able
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And God made man in his own image. So how come I can write my name in the snow? If God does have a religion of his own, I would like to be there at the final judgement, if only to hear the roars and lamentations. We who have no religion, will of course be allowed to pass through, because we are innocent of all sin. What you don't know, can't hurt. Did I get that right?
 
Kreskin
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She's probably atheist.
 
talloola
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whatever your god is, it is a belief in your own mind, so whatever he/she thinks about you, it is
you, thinking about you.
 
jwv
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Quote: Originally Posted by DocDredView Post

It's a valid question.

None, but His will and truth is manifested only in the Roman Catholic Church.
 
eh1eh
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Quote: Originally Posted by jwvView Post

None, but His will and truth is manifested only in the Roman Catholic Church.

Of course.
 
Vereya
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I think that being a God or a Goddess is about knowing everything there is to know. And when you know everything, you do not require a religion.
 
missile
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Well, he was born Jewish..just take a guess at his religion,eh?
 
Dreadful Nonsense
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I don't know you people well enough to comment on the RC comments.
 
DurkaDurka
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God is a scientologist.
 
talloola
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Quote: Originally Posted by jwvView Post

None, but His will and truth is manifested only in the Roman Catholic Church.

That is valid if you are a roman catholic, but we have to respect all of those people who choose to
believe in a different religion/or belief system. There are many out there, and i'm sure each person
would say the same thing about their belief as you do about yours.
 
karrie
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Hmm... God's religious affiliation. let me smoke a joint and think on that one. it seems like a question worthy of a good high. lol.

I'd ultimately have to say that humanity is God's religion. And he ours. And round and round it goes, one giant circle of pondering, puzzlement, and adoration
 
Josephine
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Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

Hmm... God's religious affiliation. let me smoke a joint and think on that one. it seems like a question worthy of a good high. lol.

I'd ultimately have to say that humanity is God's religion. And he ours. And round and round it goes, one giant circle of pondering, puzzlement, and adoration


Ponderment is so much easier while on that other plane..eh!!

I have no belief in the concept of religion, but I like what you said...sounds nice.
 
look3467
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I mean what else can a believer like me say? Yes, God is love and all who love Godly, are demonstrating His image. Did I mention an affiliation?

God's image is love. Couldn't be hate, lust and all the ungodly fleshly desires. All of that is the image of mankind.
Love is not a fleshly quality, for it is an emotion, a spiritual conveyance that can only supersede the physical world and conquer it.

So, who does God favor? 1Jo 4:7 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God.

Let us, is they who love as God loves are Gods. No affiliation.

Peace>>>AJ
 
RomSpaceKnight
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What religious affiliation do you think God is?

Which one? There are hundreds of gods and goddesses. Gods and goddesses are manifestations of desirable human or natural characteristics.

Look3467's god is obviously the god of love, not the sexual kind, but the love of fellow mankind.

Mine are gods of wisdom and strength.

Maybe the question should be what characteristics does your god manifest?
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Dreadful Nonsense
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Quote: Originally Posted by RomSpaceKnightView Post

Maybe the question should be what characteristics does your god manifest?

Nope I wanna what religous affiliation God is.
But that is an excellent idea for another thread.
 
RomSpaceKnight
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Ok God is pagan. Paganism is older than christianity, judaism or islam. They are the usurpers and pagans are the original followers of god.
 
look3467
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Quote: Originally Posted by RomSpaceKnightView Post

Ok God is pagan. Paganism is older than christianity, judaism or islam. They are the usurpers and pagans are the original followers of god.

Before the revelation of who God was, gods (Small letter g) per say flourished in abundance.
The real God made His introduction through Abraham in a promise to Him that in Him the world should be blessed.
That from His seed (Referring to Jesus) that of Him the promise is made of many through faith, as it was reckoned to Abraham for righteousness.

But the real faith seed of righteousness is Jesus, and this seed of faith is what is as
numerous as the stars.Gen 22:17 That in blessing I will bless thee, and in multiplying I will multiply thy seed as the stars of the heaven, and as the sand which is upon the sea shore; and thy seed shall possess the gate of his enemies;

This is a picture of the true and real God of all gods, of which souls number as in number as the stars.
Now, some may wish to worship whatever gods they like, but none of those gods are as the real God, in which goodness and mercy come from.
As for mankind's gods, well, their power only exists in what we give them.

Peace>>>AJ


 
Dreadful Nonsense
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Quote: Originally Posted by look3467View Post

The real God made His introduction through Abraham in a promise to Him that in Him the world should be blessed.
That from His seed (Referring to Jesus) that of Him the promise is made of many through faith, as it was reckoned to Abraham for righteousness.

Peace>>>AJ
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The real God....you realize thats a totally intolerant thing to say....

But in any case, how do you get Jesus anything from the story of Abraham.

dd
 
Scott Free
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God is a Canucks fan.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
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Quote: Originally Posted by Scott FreeView Post

God is a Canucks fan.

Well doh...
 
Vereya
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Quote: Originally Posted by look3467View Post

Before the revelation of who God was, gods (Small letter g) per say flourished in abundance.
The real God made His introduction through Abraham in a promise to Him that in Him the world should be blessed.
That from His seed (Referring to Jesus) that of Him the promise is made of many through faith, as it was reckoned to Abraham for righteousness.

I am not Jewish. So what's this got to do with me?
 
Dexter Sinister
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Well, before we can talk reasonably about what god's religious affiliation might be, we first need to establish that the god in question has some reasonable probability of actually existing, or the discussion can only be about nothing. It is not logically possible to prove the claim either way, that she does or doesn't exist, the best we can produce are probabilistic arguments, and the weight of evidence as I understand it seems to me to suggest strongly that a god of any sort, however you choose to define her, almost certainly does not exist.

If one does exist, she's almost certainly so far beyond our petty little definitions of her that the discussion is pointless anyway. God's religious affiliation has to be, almost by definition, none, assuming she exists at all. Which I strongly doubt. But if she does exist, she's definitely female, or insane. Or possibly both.

A male god would have made sperm taste like Bailey's Irish Cream.
 
s243a
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God goes to the United Church :P because it is the best.
 
able
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Religions are man made, not God made. It is not a valid question, because an entity that supposedly predates man, would hardly be interested in the opinions of a manufactured product. When was the last time you consulted with or took the opinions of your toaster seriously.
 
Dreadful Nonsense
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Quote: Originally Posted by Dexter SinisterView Post


A male god would have made sperm taste like Bailey's Irish Cream.

I knew I started this thread for a reason.
Dexter I nearly choked on me bran muffin.....thank god it wasn't tea in me mouth for i be sendin ya a bill.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
cheers mate
DD
 
ChilliCheeseDog
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All religions were created by man so God or The Gods should be the one that worship us.
 
talloola
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Quote: Originally Posted by Scott FreeView Post

God is a Canucks fan.

If that's the case, I hope he gives us some help on the upcoming draft/trades/and unrestricted free
agents.
 

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