Do you ever wonder what color God and gender Jesus are?

B00Mer

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If he is Arab he would be dark...

 

Cliffy

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If he is Arab he would be dark...
That is an actor, you big silly white boy. Gawd is the divine feminine. Jesus was an Arab shaman who got high in the desert on magic mushrooms and came back to tell the Jews they had it all wrong.
 

petros

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That is an actor, you big silly white boy. Gawd is the divine feminine. Jesus was an Arab shaman who got high in the desert on magic mushrooms and came back to tell the Jews they had it all wrong.

Woman just like the mother and grandmother that beat you.
 

Tecumsehsbones

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In the most popular fanfics, Gawd and Jeebus are pasty pink, Gawd with white hair and Jeebus with brownish blond, and they both got cocks they don't use except as a protective flap to keep dust outta their buttholes.

In reality, the question doesn't arise.
 

EagleSmack

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I imagine Jesus was the color of the Jewish people of that time and era. His skin color makes no difference to me.
 

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Yahweh (El), the national god of Israel, is male. He leads a pantheon of divinities (as Lord of hosts) to protect his people. His consort is Asherah, Queen of Heaven. Please try to keep up with semitic mythology.

Jesus? Gawd only knows!

PS
A young girl whose first name is Isis, the consort of Osiris and also known as the Queen of Heaven, has been asked by Facebook to change her moniker.
 

Cliffy

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Yahweh (El), the national god of Israel, is male. He leads a pantheon of divinities (as Lord of hosts) to protect his people. His consort is Asherah, Queen of Heaven. Please try to keep up with semitic mythology.

Jesus? Gawd only knows!

PS
A young girl whose first name is Isis, the consort of Osiris and also known as the Queen of Heaven, has been asked by Facebook to change her moniker.
She has the same problem that American indigenous peoples have with Faceplant.
 

EagleSmack

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Jesus wasn't a Jew but yeah, local.

Whatever His color was or where he was from makes not the slightest difference to me personally. Jewish, Arab, Palestinian, Philistine, Egyptian, African... I could care less.
 

Spade

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Has French Patriot been raptured? Perhaps we should put his visage on a milk carton? Anyone, for Gawd's sakes, know what he looks like?
 

Angstrom

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I have never wondered what colour Jesus or God's skin is. Just the idea someone would spend time thinking about this greatly disturbs me.
 

WLDB

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It doesn't exist except in the minds of the guilty.

And the judgmental.


To answer the question - no. I dont believe in a god and even when I did I probably would have considered its gender/race irrelevant.