Dark Lord of the Polvere Nera (Black Powder)

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Dark Lord of the Polvere Nera
Copyright 2012 - Murphy

For more than 150 years, Sabrero, Necromancer and Dark Lord of the Polvere Nera controlled the earth. He gave man the magical grains that fueled so much discontent. As its spell over the world grew, mysterious vials of the ‘black powder’ were responsible for much iniquity and death.

“Behold, Vertigo! Look upon the evil of man! Witness the vileness of his ways; his greed; his lust for power. Watch, as he plunders and kills others, taking from them that which he wants! This gives me pleasure! I will never forget the day that I gave Bacon, Franciscan man of God, the means to make the devil’s fire.”

Sabrero’s manservant Vertigo stood beside his master and watched the field of death that grew ever larger. Men fought and died. They stabbed and gouged each other; the sheer malevolence of a world on fire could be seen in the eyes of the men with the black powder sticks.

Sabrero chuckled to himself and said, “Bacon was in awe and frightened both, when he made his first bowl of the magical powder. What was it he said?”


“When the flame of powder toucheth the soul of man, it burneth exceeding deep.”


"He thought himself profound. No so! He was bewitched!"

Sabrero stroked his long white beard and contemplated the folly.

“Indeed, Bacon never saw Beelzebub’s hand, nor mine, in that sulfuric mix. It feeds the evil. Watch, as they kill each other. It is the powder that changed man. It truly has taken possession of his soul. Though the secret is known only to a few, it’s very existence has influenced the world! They will continue the battle until no one is left standing. They do not know how to control the powder. In truth, it controls them!”

“Master, will the powder not fail after a time?” asked Vertigo, confused that such a simple mix of ingredients could destroy the world.

“It can be made to fail, but man preserves and guards it. He makes ever increasing amounts of the powder, so that he will never run out! He generates his own misery. It is an obsession! It is his doom!”

“But Master, can they not break free of the spell?”

“Never! They are too weak; too self absorbed to be its master. As to your question - ‘Will the powder not fail after a time?’ The answer is no. As long as there is evil in man’s heart, it shall continue to gain strength and spit death upon all who touch it! This is our gift of pestilence!”
 

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No, I am not writing a novel. This is an description of your world. It is a book unto itself. A constantly changing, resonant account of man and his world. (Not the Expo 67 kind either.)

A frank discussion of your species and how it is manipulated by forces far too mysterious for you to understand.

 

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No, I am not writing a novel. This is an description of your world. It is a book unto itself. A constantly changing, resonant account of man and his world. (Not the Expo 67 kind either.)

A frank discussion of your species and how it is manipulated by forces far too mysterious for you to understand.

The only real evil in this world is human ignorance. I do not blame them because the truth has been hidden from them for so long that they know not what the truth is. If they were to wake up to their true power (not the political or economic kind of false power) they would change the world for the better over night.
 

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The only real evil in this world is human ignorance. I do not blame them because the truth has been hidden from them for so long that they know not what the truth is. If they were to wake up to their true power (not the political or economic kind of false power) they would change the world for the better over night.

Sorry but it is a 6 day job.
 

Murphy

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The earth was created in 4 hrs and 36 minutes. It's a matter of public record, and has been since 1922. It was created February 17th, 1904, right after Nelford Tate finished the morning milking. He's late of Snowflake, Manitoba, where it all started. Again, a matter of public record. You can argue with me, but you cannot argue with the federal government.

I'm more concerned with who put the bop in the bop she bop. I'd like to know why, where and when. And of course, was it really necessary?

Don't blame me for your earth. When this sort of vandalism goes on unchecked, it's easy to see why the aliens don't bother with this place much anymore. Mind you, they have fewer acne problems by staying out of the atmosphere.

The expression "Stink eye" is a derivative of "pink eye". You get that from swimming in the ocean without goggles and a breath mint.
 

Dexter Sinister

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How could the Dark Lord have ruled the earth for over 150 years if it was created in 1904? That's only 109 years ago. You should at least try for consistency with elementary logic.
 

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"Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!"
 

Cliffy

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Don't blame me for your earth. When this sort of vandalism goes on unchecked, it's easy to see why the aliens don't bother with this place much anymore. Mind you, they have fewer acne problems by staying out of the atmosphere.
The aliens may not come by much anymore but they left their seed here a while back and I think that is precisely why the whole shebang is so messed up. But they return to check up on their creation for comic relief. The humming being is a cosmic joke that they created for the amusement of their ruling elite. They like slapstick comedy and Earth is like a constant update of Dumb and Dumber. They gave us black powder because they are highly amused when humming beings "blowed it up good."