The End of the World is Coming


damngrumpy
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I read this and wondered how can some people take this stuff seriously. They actually have followers spending their
money as the end is coming. I suppose its not worse the the Christians for Zion Movement.
 
SLM
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Do they have a specific time? Because I have a spa appointment Saturday morning.

Really, who ends the world on a Saturday? Monday morning, before work preferrable, if you absolutely must!

 
damngrumpy
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And the time zones have to be adjusted because preference will be given to
Newfoundland at they get an extra half hour, I have always thought that was
so unfair.
 
SLM
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At first glance it does seem unfair, but personally I'd give them the extra half hour.

I never met a Newfoundlander I didn't like.
 
talloola
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oh boy I can see toronto go before us, cheer, then disintegrate. yippee
 
lone wolf
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Does the end of the world respect time zones? What a way to screw up a long weekend. Figures.... Weather forecast says Saturday is supposed to be the nicest day here too....
 
mentalfloss
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2013 is going to be a stellar year for atheism.
 
lone wolf
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Can we survive two ends in a year-and-a-half period?
 
SLM
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It's just these two world endings right?

The one Saturday then the one in 2012?

Then that's it, right?
 
lone wolf
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Far as I've heard.... No word on Hale-Bopp returning?
 
SLM
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If it is on the way back I don't want to know.

Personally, I'd prefer blissful ignorance.
 
YukonJack
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Wasn't this supposed to happen on December 31st, 1999 at midnight?

I know that I made a mint in 1999 going through all our programs to avoid disaster predicted by 'experts'.
 
Cliffy
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I ran into a friend the other day. Said he was looking to buy a travel trailer because all the yuppies were selling off all their toys in an "End of World Sale". I've noticed that Craigslist, Kijiji and Castanet are full of toys for sale.
 
DaSleeper
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End of the world coming soon????
Just move to Afghanistan..........They're fifty year behind times
 
damngrumpy
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Afghanistan has been predicting the end of the world for nearly six thousand years,
they don't know what peace is. Unfortunately there are always earth quakes and
volcanoes and floods so God is always busy. I would hope people can sue them for
false prophecy. Maybe we could require that churches be liable for false prophesy
and while we are at it, they should apply the same to fortune tellers and clairvoyants
and others.
 
JLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by damngrumpyView Post

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I read this and wondered how can some people take this stuff seriously. They actually have followers spending their
money as the end is coming. I suppose its not worse the the Christians for Zion Movement.

They're nuts!
 
Bar Sinister
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I tend to stay up really late, so I will probably sleep in and miss it. Let me know if anything exciting happens.

Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

End of the world coming soon????
Just move to Afghanistan..........They're fifty year behind times

50 years? Try ten centuries. How else do you view a culture that treats women like livestock?
 
petros
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I wish it would happen already. I'm Rapture ready and have no qualms about eating the dead if need be.

Anything goes good with Hy's.
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by Bar SinisterView Post

I tend to stay up really late, so I will probably sleep in and miss it. Let me know if anything exciting happens.



50 years? Try ten centuries. How else do you view a culture that treats women like livestock?

It wasn't that long ago that our society treated women like chattel too. We tend to forget how recently women won the vote or could have their own bank accounts or go to college for other reasons than finding a husband.

As for the rapture, it has been predicted for at least every decade for 1700 years.

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I wish it would happen already. I'm Rapture ready and have no qualms about eating the dead if need be.

Anything goes good with Hy's.

Don't know if I would want to eat a dead person unless they have been freshly killed. As a friend once said, "if they are so damn anxious to meet their maker, I would be happy to help them out and send them on their way".
 
petros
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Ever notice that bologna smells like old people? Well if it's winter, things are good to go.
 
Cliffy
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Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Ever notice that bologna smells like old people? Well if it's winter, things are good to go.

Can't say I've had bologna in many decades, so I can't vouch for it smelling like old people. What do old people smell like anyway - Depends that are long overdue for changing? And, a frozen corps is hard to bleed out. That is why I prefer fresh kill.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Can't say I've had bologna in many decades, so I can't vouch for it smelling like old people. What do old people smell like anyway - Depends that are long overdue for changing? And, a frozen corps is hard to bleed out. That is why I prefer fresh kill.

If frozen just boil then grill with some Hy's like back ribs, it'll tender up real nice.
 
Retired_Can_Soldier
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Now hear this, the end of the world has been re-scheduled due to duel booking conflicts on the part of Christ and yes, the Ant-Christ.

It appears that the Anti-Christ is doing a seminar at the Rogers center in Toronto for Ashley Madison, while Christ will be at Kittling Ridge Winery showing them how to increase their productivity with a 300 ml bottle of Nestle Pure Life and a simple prayer.

By the way, the consulting fees are unreal.
 
petros
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Quote: Originally Posted by Retired_Can_SoldierView Post

Now hear this, the end of the world has been re-scheduled due to duel booking conflicts on the part of Christ and yes, the Ant-Christ.



That Joogle has damn near everything.
 
Retired_Can_Soldier
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That Joogle has damn near everything.

Damn you sticky laptop keyboard "i"
 
petros
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lke t. (I like it)
 
PoliticalNick
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Would that be before or after the hockey game? And does that mean I have an excuse not to mow the lawn?
 
Bar Sinister
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Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Ever notice that bologna smells like old people? Well if it's winter, things are good to go.

Hey - I may resemble that remark. But that's only because I am full of it.
 
Unforgiven
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There better be box seats for this thing or I'm not going.
 
ironsides
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Doom, Doom it is finally upon us for the 5,000+ time. Hide everyone hide.


"The Bible guarantees the end of the world will begin with Judgment Day May 21, 2011." He's also plastered the message on 2,200 billboards around the country, --, and his followers have traveled around in caravans to spread the word. After a big earthquake on Saturday, true believers will be swept up to heaven while everyone else descends into hell before the world is officially over, he says.

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