Carving thought to be 1,300 years old seems to spell out modern swear word

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Archaeologists studying an ancient inscription on a remote Scottish island have been left divided over whether it is a Viking engraving after its letters spelt FURKU.AL

Experts cannot make up their minds for certain if it is a modern expletive or a carving over 1,300 years old that has by chance formed the brusque swear word.

The runic inscription was found on a stone by a resident of the Isle of Eigg off the west coast of Scotland...

Viking inscription or offensive graffiti? Carving thought to be 1,300 years old seems to spell out modern swear word


An ancient inscription has been found on a remote Scottish island called Eigg

The letters spelt FURKU.AL, which is translated as 'furk yous all' or 'furk us all'

Experts cannot make up their minds for certain if it is a modern expletive or an ancient carving

By Abigail Beall For Mailonline
23 January 2017

Archaeologists studying an ancient inscription on a remote Scottish island have been left divided over whether it is a Viking engraving after its letters spelt FURKU.AL

Experts cannot make up their minds for certain if it is a modern expletive or a carving over 1,300 years old that has by chance formed the brusque swear word.

The runic inscription was found on a stone by a resident of the Isle of Eigg off the west coast of Scotland.


Experts cannot make up their minds for certain if this inscription is a modern expletive or a carving over 1,300 years old that has by chance formed the brusque swear words

The resident was cleaning the drains by the side of his home when he stumbled across the mysterious object carrying the old language of the Vikings, who had first settled on Eigg somewhere around the 8th century.

The Scandinavian variants of runic languages are also known as futhark or fuþark - derived from their first six letters of the alphabet: F, U, Þ, A, R, and K.

Camille Dressler, chair of Eigg History Society, sent a photograph of the stone to Historic Environment Scotland.

John Borland, HES measured survey manager, was so intrigued that he asked a few colleagues.

'I have consulted with several people who are much more expert than I am on the subject of runic inscriptions and here is a digest of our thoughts,' he said.

'My reading of the inscription was furkusal. Whilst this might be a recognisable Norse name, I thought it more likely that it was a humorous (attempted, anyway) play on words.

'Furk equalling the obvious expletive, similar to the way someone might say/write frock off or feck off. Plus, the early futhark alphabet does not have the letter C.

'Us could be read as "us" but I thought it might be the west-of-Scotland vernacular "yous", meaning you plural.

'Al reading as "all", the missing second L due perhaps to a lack of space. 'So furk us all or furk yous all.'

Dr Ragnhild Ljosland, who lectures at the Centre for Nordic Studies, University of the Highlands and Islands, Orkney, also read it as 'either furkusal or furku.al'.

'She couldn't identify this as a recognisable name and wondered if it might be a futhark inscription, where lines or parts of the futhark alphabet are carved,' said Mr Borland.

'However it doesn't really work as that either. She also noted that the A rune is slightly unusual in its form, differing from the A of the early futhark alphabet. Whilst reluctant to absolutely right it off as being modern, she couldn't really confirm it as genuinely Norse.

'Professor Henrik Williams, who teaches at the University of Uppsala, Sweden, was also unwilling to absolutely declare the inscription modern although he could not identify the name as Norse and didn't like the form of some of the runes, particularly the R.'


The runic inscription was found on a stone by a resident of the Isle of Eigg off the west coast of Scotland (shown on map). The resident was cleaning the drains by the side of his home when he stumbled across the mysterious object carrying the old language of the Vikings

Professor Michael Barnes from University College London - one of the leading authorities on Norse inscriptions in the British Isles - believed the answer lay closer to home.

'He was more definite in saying that he thinks it unlikely to be very old, due to layout, form of runes and the size of stone bearing the inscription,' said Mr Borland.

'He offered an interesting alternative reading of furkuson, being an attempt to phonetically represent the Scottish surname Farquharson.

'It might be worth investigating if the house where the stone was found was ever occupied by someone of that name.

'So I think it's fair to say that, on balance, even the expert opinion is tending towards uncertain at best but probably not genuinely Norse.

'Having said that, someone in the future might arrive at a different conclusion so don't go chucking it out. At the very least it's an interesting piece of social history.

'I hope to get back out to the island soon to record a couple of early crosses which have appeared in the last year or two and I would like to see and record this stone, too.'

Ms Dressler said the researchers so far could not definitely confirm if it was either modern or Norse.

'The letters puzzled the experts. So the mystery remains to be solved - did somebody with a knowledge of the runic alphabet have a go at carving it for fun or is it Viking?

'Whoever did it must have been motivated because it would have taken a long time to carve out the letters from hard pitchstone!

'There is plenty of evidence of Viking settlement on Eigg - in its place names, burial sites etc - so who knows?'

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I'm most partial to the "Farquharson" explaination
or "son of Farquhar"
 

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He was attempting to write "Farquharson woz ere b4u" but then gave up after the name.
 

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yeah, it likely is a kilroy was here
:)

i am also wondering if the root of the word farquhar
isn't "far quay" as in foreigner
or "far quarry"

which both sort of fit the local sailing and mining traditions with a bit of a stretch
err... sort of ...kinda...
 
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yeah, it likely is a kilroy was here

It probably took weeks just to carve that word.
:)

i am also wondering if the root of the word farquhar
isn't "far quay" as in foreigner
or "far quarry"

which both sort of fit the situation with a bit of a stretch
err... sort of ...kinda...
Here's what I found:

This interesting and unusual surname is of Old Scots-Gaelic origin, and is the Anglicized form of the Gaelic personal name "Fearchar", meaning "dear or beloved man", composed of the Gaelic elements "fear", man, and an obscure element meaning "dear, beloved". Ferchart was the father of Fergus, one of the perambulators of boundaries in a Newbattle charter, circa 1178. Farhard, "judex de Buchan", witnessed a charter by William umyn, earl of Buchan, circa 1200. One Ferkar was earl of Ross from 1224 - 1230, and Macbeth filius Ferchware is recorded in 1283
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https://www.surnamedb.com/Surname/Farquharson
 

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"[whar] f", appears to have the same Phonetic root as far q [(w)huar]
like phonetic and Phoenician do
but it would older then the 12th C
I do subscribe to the theory that the picts, the blue people, are related to the Phoenicians, also known as the blue people,(royal purple dye) and of course, the root of pick as in implement seems to originate like that too - in relation to the mining that was in the area back in those days.

"pick" -choose, like to choose an area to mine which would be marked with a standing stone
marking the area you have picked

"pick" - in basketball is where you behave like a standing stone in the face of an adversary's rush toward your basket..or the area you picked as your own...

whether that's just a coinkydink I am not sure
lol
thin is my middle name
 
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"[whar] f", appears to have the same Phonetic root as far q [(w)huar]
like phonetic and Phoenician do
but it would older then the 12th C
I do subscribe to the theory that the picts, the blue people, are related to the Phoenicians, also known as the blue people,(royal purple dye) and of course, the root of pick as in implement seems to originate like that too - in relation to the mining that was in the area back in those days.

"pick" -choose, like to choose an area to mine which would be marked with a standing stone
marking the area you have picked

"pick" - in basketball is where you behave like a standing stone in the face of an adversary's rush toward your basket..or the area you picked as your own...

whether that's just a coinkydink I am not sure
lol
thin is my middle name

There are lots of such theories, including that the British are descended from one of the Lost Tribes of Israel.

The word Pict - or "Picti" - was first written by Eumenius in 297 and means "painted or tattooed people" ("pyktis" is Greek for "picture"). Because of this, the Anglo-Saxons called the Scots "Pechts" and the Welsh "Fichti." It wasn't just the Picts who painted themselves blue - lots of the Ancient Britons did it. The Romans encountered fearsome blue-painted warriors when they landed on the south coast of Britannia.