Where did Mankind get shorted

karrie

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YukonJack's thread regarding what our greatest gift over all the other animals is made me think to start this one.

I've heard people point out the short comings of the human animal before, versus the design of other animals. So, what animal trait did we get shorted on in your opinion? I'll start it with one grievous oversight....

And no, no, it's not a size issue... if you watch carefully you will see... they got prehensile penises and we didn't!!


YouTube - Elephant sex 2
 
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AnnaG

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karrie said:
No way... I'd say that the better response would be, "That's why we use our tongues sometimes." Latex is no better. :lol:
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Good point. *giggles*

But, latex is more manouverable than a male body and male bodies can't vibrate.
 
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darkbeaver said:
yes they can, some acid and a quart of rum and I can vibrate for hours
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Non-alcoholic rum? The vibration is entirely internal and does not extend to the surface. :) Caffeine, on the other hand, ....
 
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darkbeaver said:
What kind of looser drinks alcohol free rum with their acid?
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I have no idea what kind of loser would. But I've heard of very few people that can drink a quart of hard stuff and remain mobile let alone vibratory. That's 40 ounces/1.14 liters of 35% ABV.
 
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karrie said:
YukonJack's thread regarding what our greatest gift over all the other animals is made me think to start this one.

I've heard people point out the short comings of the human animal before, versus the design of other animals. So, what animal trait did we get shorted on in your opinion? I'll start it with one grievous oversight....

And no, no, it's not a size issue... if you watch carefully you will see... they got prehensile penises and we didn't!!


YouTube - Elephant sex 2
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That's what modern medical advances are for. I'm getting mine replaced with a prehensile one next month.

Sorry ladies, my services aren't for sale.
 
Ron in Regina

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Machjo said:
That's what modern medical advances are for. I'm getting mine replaced with a prehensile one next month.

Sorry ladies, my services aren't for sale.
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Uhm...what're you going to do with it Man?

Will it thread nuts onto bolts, or stir your coffee, like that third hand thing we've all
wished for as some point in time?
 
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Ron in Regina said:
Uhm...what're you going to do with it Man?

Will it thread nuts onto bolts, or stir your coffee, like that third hand thing we've all
wished for as some point in time?
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Oh you've just turned me off the idea now. I'm calling my doc first thing in the morning to cancel the plan. Sorry, but sticking it into a hot mug of coffee could prove a tad painful.
 
darkbeaver

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AnnaG said:
I have no idea what kind of loser would. But I've heard of very few people that can drink a quart of hard stuff and remain mobile let alone vibratory. That's 40 ounces/1.14 liters of 35% ABV.
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You must travel in tame circles, most lobster fishermen can drink a 26 ounce quart before lunch. Well maybe not most but half for sure. When I was stupider a long time ago I could drink a quart and still function, greatly reduced but upright function. That bad habit stopped a long time ago. Now I do it with beer or wine. I don't vibrate anymore either. It's hard on arthritics.
 
Dexter Sinister

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Machjo said:
But imagine the things you could do to a woman with that thing!
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Adds a whole new dimension to the word 'screw.' Actually I think it's the woman you want to be imagining the things you could do to her. It always helps if she's interested...

More seriously, mankind got badly shorted on physical strength. A chimpanzee is several times stronger than the strongest man, and to make it worse, we're very poorly armed in the tooth and claw department. Our sense of smell isn't very good either compared to most critters. Nor am I sure this upright posture is a good idea. Our backs ache, our feet hurt, our bellies sag, veins in our lower bodies swell and produce nasty conditions like varicose veins and hemorrhoids, birth is often difficult and dangerous...
 
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