Colonoscopy Public Announcement

[jimmoyer]

This American Republican is going to get it.

No food today.

Get to bend over and take it tommorrow.

Then going on Oprah to tell all about it.

 

[jimmoyer]

just in case anyone worries about it, colonoscopies are easy.

 

[Kreskin]

I have to go in for procedure # 2 soon. I read alot of US politics to prepare for it. Preparation-GWB?

 

[MikeyDB]

Good Luck Jim

All the best.

 

[Curiosity]

JimMoyer

Words are not enough....and that is all we are allowed here..... good thoughts sent to you....

Another one of life's challenges.

 

[jimmoyer]

Actually, colonoscopies are easy.

Don't eat anything the day before. You're allowed a boullion cube soup, and water.
Nothing red or purple in color.

The Eve of colonoscopy you take Fleets phospho soda, and sit on the throne for an hour.

Then the next day you are under anesthesia.

The result ?

Colorful photographs of your ahem you know what.

3 benign pollups.

All because of George Bush. According to Dr Lol Kreskin.

 

[Kreskin]

Actually, colonoscopies are easy.

Don't eat anything the day before. You're allowed a boullion cube soup, and water.
Nothing red or purple in color.

The Eve of colonoscopy you take Fleets phospho soda, and sit on the throne for an hour.

Then the next day you are under anesthesia.

The result ?

Colorful photographs of your ahem you know what.

3 benign pollups.

All because of George Bush. According to Dr Lol Kreskin.

I got the pollups thing too. Bush is such a pain in the ass I've developed a new conspiracy theory. Have you noticed the increase in colonoscopies since Shrub entered the picture? lol

 

[Toro]

I was clean as a whistle.

However, the fasting for 24 hours was frickin' murder!

But the morphine was great!

 

[jimmoyer]

The spike in colonoscopies especially in the States I attribute to Katie Couric, whose husband
died at 48 or some similar young age, and who went on TV broadcasting her own colonoscopy
in living color. And for years an ad campaign featuring a Jewish Pollup up in a tree also helped.

 

[Curiosity]

JimMoyer

I have a girlfriend who has survived colon cancer and if it weren't for routine colonoscopy done because her doctor was "suspicious".... she was way too young for the usual suspects....they found cancer....very
early stage - hardly detectible at all.

She had a partial colon removal and went on a strict diet - didn't even opt for chemo and has been cancer free (checked every year) and I still have a healthy friend to enjoy.

 

[jimmoyer]

I'm wondering if the only ones who need to take a colonoscopy are those with a family history
of colon cancer ? Anyway, Curiosity, glad to see your friend is okay.

But I'm seriously worried for Kreskin who appears confused between a Bushoscopy and a Colonoscopy.

Or perhaps Diablo is a pollup ???

 

[popcorn]

About Colonscopic

Well Well In 1986- 88the past I had a few of those test and in those day's they where quite rude and no question about it,they did not have any preparation explaining what they wood do,it was chop chop that's it that's all.But this time from 2003 to 2005 I had a few and let you kno it's much better the Doctors are very carefull when it come's to those test.So the one that goes for those test,dont be scare you will be very prepared.popcorn