Who's gonna win the Alberta erection?


Nuggler
#1
Wildrose?

Cons??

Who cares??

In my little nasty heart I'm pulling for Wildrose because Alberta is not where I live, and if they win, Alta deserves them.

God bless them and their fracking party, provincial/federal park oil exploration.

Smith recently said the question of climate change is not really finished. Pressed for an explanation she ignored the question. We already have a dufus in Ottawa who does the same thing. God bless all the fundies. Pray for them. It does so much good after all.

Anyone else have an opinion/care?
 
mentalfloss
+1
#2
Wild hoes.

Being white an edge, Wildrose candidate says
 
Cliffy
+1 / -1
#3
"Smith also refused to condemn Hunsperger, calling the controversy a product of fearmongering and saying her party will not discriminate against anyone's religious views."

Being gay is now a religious view? Interesting. The fundies never cease to amaze.
 
JLM
#4
Cons will win!
 
Machjo
+3
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"I think as a Caucasian I have an advantage," Ron Leech told a radio station on the weekend. "When different community leaders such as a Sikh leader or a Muslim leader speak, they really speak to their own people in many ways. As a Caucasian, I believe that I can speak to all the community."

What a gem of a quote! Non-whites can only represent their own racial communities, but whites can represent everyone? Did he not graduate from kindergarden?
 
petros
+1
#6
As a white guy I can speak frankly...

Harvest Meats has the best weiners.

They aren't Halal or Kosher so there is always enough to go around at your ethnic centered political picnic.

 
JLM
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

As a white guy I can speak frankly...

Harvest Meats has the best weiners.

They aren't Halal or Kosher so there is always enough to go around at your ethnic centered political picnic.

Yeah, but where's the head cheese?
 
petros
#8
They make an all ham headcheese JLM. It's damn good.

 
Liberalman
+1 / -1
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by mentalflossView Post

Wild hoes.

Being white an edge, Wildrose candidate says

A good example of a good ole boy Alberta redneck.
 
Nuggler
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by MachjoView Post

"I think as a Caucasian I have an advantage," Ron Leech told a radio station on the weekend. "When different community leaders such as a Sikh leader or a Muslim leader speak, they really speak to their own people in many ways. As a Caucasian, I believe that I can speak to all the community."

What a gem of a quote! Non-whites can only represent their own racial communities, but whites can represent everyone? Did he not graduate from kindergarden?

""
Did he not graduate from kindergarden?""................Yes, but he used crib notes on the paper dolly, gluing things together, banging sticks, sitting in a circle, exam.

Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Cons will win!


Even though I detest them more than having s h i t flung in my eyes, I'd vote for them, given the Wild Hoe alternative.
 
JLM
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post

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Even though I detest them more than having s h i t flung in my eyes, I'd vote for them, given the Wild Hoe alternative.

Alberta seems to have thrived under them for decades, why would they change now?
 
Walter
+1 / -2
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Alberta seems to have thrived under them for decades, why would they change now?

Because the Alberta Conservative party has become a leftard shadow of its former self.
 
Cliffy
+1
#13
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Alberta seems to have thrived under them for decades, why would they change now?

Cuz their moldy and stale and because Wally the rightard likes the fundy Wild Smell party.
 
taxslave
+1 / -1
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by WalterView Post

Because the Alberta Conservative party has become a leftard shadow of its former self.

Gawd next thing you know they will allow unions and raise the minimum wage
 
JLM
-1
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Cuz their moldy and stale and because Wally the rightard likes the fundy Wild Smell party.

I'd gladly take "moldy and stale" if it puts money in my pockets.
 
Cliffy
+2 / -1
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Being gay is now a religious view? Interesting. The fundies never cease to amaze.

Wazza matta Wally? Yo mamma piss in yur corn flakes this morning?
 
Walter
-2
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslaveView Post

Gawd next thing you know they will allow unions and raise the minimum wage

They won't get the chance.

Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Wazza matta Wally? Yo mamma piss in yur corn flakes this morning?

My mother doesn't live with me and I don't eat cereal for breakfast.
 
Cliffy
-1
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Wazza matta Wally? Yo mamma piss in yur corn flakes this morning?

Ah, I see that she did... or are your hemorrhoids acting up again?
 
Walter
#19
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Ah, I see that she did... or are your hemorrhoids acting up again?

I use prepH.
 
petros
#20
Roids? Not a perfect asshole.
 
Walter
+1
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Roids? Not a perfect asshole.

Only sometimes, but I keep trying.
 
MHz
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by WalterView Post

I use prepH.

Try vinegar, it will add thickness to the skin. Oh yeah, if you start after you have them the inital application b should be applied only when you are in a soundproof room if you start off at full strength. A month later the treatment is over for at least a few months. Reapply when needed. The medical term is itchy-ass, too bad there wasn't a similar ointment for the mouth. Oh there is, add a clause to all elected official that they are guilty of treason if they make hidden deals.

Anybody know a wildrose is pretty to look at and has a perfume like odor but it still has spikes on the meat of the plant. I hope we have descended that low that the political name is justification for voting for that party, makes corruption untouchable as they do it in the open.

If voters can wear pins why are corporations not required to display who their political favorites are, that way a voter can boycott them if they like. Or at least a decal on the podium, better yet make private donations illegal and let the companies pay for the whole election process as they know the winner long before any votes are actually cast.

Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Roids? Not a perfect asshole.

Define perfect. One that stays closed when it should and opens only long enough to complete the assigned job. That would apply to the other opening in the human body that is proof of the asshole is alive and well in that person. Need I point out what moose use for TP, moose do not get 'roids'.
 
petros
#23
Sphagnum I'd ASSume but how do they do the reach around?
 
DaSleeper
#24
Who's gonna win the Alberta erection?

When I read the header I thought this was gonna be a pee for distance contest or a viagra commercial.....
 
Walter
-1
#25
Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

Who's gonna win the Alberta erection?

When I read the header I thought this was gonna be a pee for distance contest or a viagra commercial.....

Only leftards need Viagra.
 
petros
+1
#26
Electile dysfunction.
 
lone wolf
#27
Quote: Originally Posted by WalterView Post

Only leftards need Viagra.

Kaopectate enema?
 
Goober
#28
Quote: Originally Posted by WalterView Post

I use prepH.

Use it properly - As a complete body cream. They say it works on arseholes so give it a whirl.
 
spaminator
#29
Who's gonna win the Alberta erection?
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what did the Asian prostitute say to the politician?

see you next erection.

 

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