HELP please

[jeckgo]

can anybody in here maybe to help me at least giving me an "Affidavit of Support".

i am applying in Manitoba under "Provincial Nominee" but the problem is... i don't have any relatives or friends there in Manitoba.

any suggestions???


p.s.
Im 36 yrs old and with extensive knowledge in
Pre Press Operation / Computer Graphic Artist

 

[Jersay]

Sorry I don't know anyone in Manitoba, but I am sure a few guys here know someone or are from Manitoba.

 

[jeckgo]

Hi Jersay,
Thanks for your reply.
This is the Website: www.immigratemanitoba.com
click under Provincial Nominee

Sir maybe you can help me on this matter...

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Jeckgo, that is something meant to be signed by someone who actually knows you, knows you very well, not someone from a forum where you've posted, what, maybe ten times.

http://www.gov.mb.ca/labour/immigrate/immigration/MPNP_PDF/mas_may_2005.pdf

I somehow suspect you already know this, though.

I fixed link, yer holiness

 

[jeckgo]

Greetings Haggis,

so there's no chance for me to work there...?

thanking you all for the replies

 

[Andem]

Well, you can't possibly expect us forum folk to commit fraud on your account? We don't know you very well, so I doubt people from here will sign something for you...

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Well, ahem, a small deposit of $50,000 might help, ha ha.

Jeckgo, do some checking around, maybe you can get here on a temporary working visa, which would give you a chance to meet people who could eventually vouch for you.

Cosmo, thanks for fixing the link, but you see, that was a Secret Papal Link. You needed only pray to god (fervently) while clicking on it, and voila! you would be transported to Rome, with nekkid maidens and lads frolicking about . . . oh wait, that's another link, never mind.

 

[Jay]

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Well, you can't possibly expect us forum folk to commit fraud on your account? We don't know you very well.....

But once we all get to know you.....then you will learn from our fraudulent ways and will figure it all out yourself.


(Oh, PS: Thanks for those fake money orders, Father, they couldn't have been more timely....)

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

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(Oh, PS: Thanks for those fake money orders, Father, they couldn't have been more timely....)

My son, those money orders are blessed, not fake, the currency is solid non-inflating blind faith. Go forth, my son, and multiply these wondrous items, then get back to me with my royalties, or should I say papalties.

 

[I think not]

This McBagPope thingy sure went to your head eh? :lol:

 

[Curiosity]

Can someone please explain this problem the writer has???

He is a newly arrived person to Canada - and I am assuming he has arrived in Canada with the proper documentation to reside and work in Canada.

Why does he need something to verify his existence "in Canada" to work in Manitoba????

Does it mean that newly arrived people must stay in one place for a certain period of time?

I understand having a job to go to , or to be financially independent and/or cared for by family etc. is a prerequisite, but does this mean one cannot move from province to province in looking for a job???

 

[Jay]

This McBagPope thingy sure went to your head eh? :lol:

How dare you speak to Our Most Holy Father like that!

Any more of that and I will burn down the US embassy!!


(Father, forgive him , for he knows not what he does.)

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

This McBagPope thingy sure went to your head eh? :lol:

How dare you speak to Our Most Holy Father like that!

Any more of that and I will burn down the US embassy!!


(Father, forgive him , for he knows not what he does.)

:lol: Say, I've got some matches here.

 

[Jay]

These are trying times, Father....But if we remain steadfast in our faith, the embassy might self- combust!

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

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These are trying times, Father....But if we remain steadfast in our faith, the embassy might self- combust!

Well, yes, it might, but I kind of liked the image of a half-crazed Jay prancing madly around the building, matches in hand and fleeing from a leering, camping-gear clad I Think Not.

 

[Jay]

I shall set about my task immediately!


Dominus Animus

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

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Dominus Animus

And Tippy Canoe, and Tyler too, my son.

 

[Jay]

I shall carry those words with me forever, Father.