Confucius say... (Confucius Say)

Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.

What joke?

Je nes comprehend pas. Cest?

Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement

Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok.

this is some time of proverbs by the Buddahists, right?

Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Confucius Say
A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

When a woman marries a Polish man , she gets something that is hard and long , what is it?
Last name .

Confucius Say
A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

Confucius say, crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Confucius Say
Some Sex Is Good...More Is Better...Too Much Is Just About Right

Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

Confucius Say
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

Confucius Say
Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed.

Confucius say, woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.

Confucius Say
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius say, man who take sleeping pill and laxative on the same night will wake up in deep sh*t.

Confucius Say
Men screw with dicks; women screw with minds.

Confucius Say
The best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

Confucius say, state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

Confucius Say
A man is only as faithful as his options.

Confucius Say
A friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Confucious say, virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone!

Confucius say,
"Patience" is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.