Confucius say...

[Kreskin]

Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.

 

[look3467]

Confucius say, man who have last laugh, not get joke.

What joke?:scratch:

 

[westmanguy]

Je nes comprehend pas. Cest?

 

[Kreskin]

Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement

 

[Kreskin]

Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok.

 

[westmanguy]

this is some time of proverbs by the Buddahists, right?

 

[Kreskin]

Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

 

[selfactivated]

Confucius Say
A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

 

[china]

When a woman marries a Polish man , she gets something that is hard and long , what is it?
Last name .

 

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Confucius Say
A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

 

[Kreskin]

Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

 

[CDNBear]

Confucius say, crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

 

[selfactivated]

Confucius Say
Some Sex Is Good...More Is Better...Too Much Is Just About Right

 

[CDNBear]

Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

 

[Kreskin]

Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

 

[CDNBear]

Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.

 

[Kreskin]

Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

 

[selfactivated]

Confucius Say
A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

 

[selfactivated]

Confucius Say
Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed.

 

[CDNBear]

Confucius say, woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.