German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place

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WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Spain
2. Brazil
3. Italy
4. France
5. Ireland
6. South Africa
7. Australia
8. New Zealand
9. Denmark
10. Canada :canada:

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WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:
1. Germany (too smelly)
What's worse than bratwurst?

2. England (too lazy)
Is that why Englishmen marry women with children?

3. Sweden (too quick)
They're all quickies?

4. Holland (too dominating)
Little boys with fingers in the dykes?

5. America (too rough)
Especially Roughriders?

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
What could a Grecian earn?

7. Wales (too selfish)
Though they did swallow Jonah?

8. Scotland (too loud)
Is it their bags or pipes?

9. Turkey (too sweaty)
Gobblers?

10. Russia (too hairy)
When Harry Met Sally?
 
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German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place.... Of course they are. It's difficult to keep 'er in place when you're concentrating on the race.
 
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That is surprising (and flattering in a way), I would have thought that Canadians would be among the worst lovers, not among the best ones. I remember this joke, perhaps some of you may have heard it before, it makes the circuit here in Canada.

A man was visiting his friend, who had a condom factory. He was showing his friend around. He showed him a package and said,

“This is the American package, it is a package of six.”

“Why six?”

“One each for Monday to Saturday and none for Sunday. Americans are religious, they abstain on Sunday. Now, this is the French package, it is a package of 9.”

“Why nine”

“One each for Monday through Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday. Now here is the Canadian package, it is a package of twelve.”

The friend was suitable impressed. “Wow, 12. Why 12?”

“One for January, one for February and so on.”
 
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bizzymum said:
Sorry, Canada is number 11 on the worst. A lot of talk and not much on the delivery.
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buckle up baby ill take you through the five speeds, from the looks of the survey sounds like things are rough south of the border and they dont like thatm, or your jealous canada beat america
 
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Johnnny said:
buckle up baby ill take you through the five speeds, from the looks of the survey sounds like things are rough south of the border and they dont like thatm, or your jealous canada beat america
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And she is wrong anyway, Canada ranks right in the middle. In the 20 countries surveyed, Canada is No.10.

So I don’t know where she gets that ‘number 11 on the worst’. Might as well say that Spain was number 20 on the worst, or that Brazil was number 19 on the worst.
 
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