Obama haters, the far right nut jobs are nothing if not resourceful. They called him a Muslim terrorist, that didnít work. They called him an illegal alien, who is in the country illegally, that didnít work. Right wing nutters must have filed perhaps 50 lawsuits to have Obama declared an illegal alien, have him booted out of USA and hand over the presidency to McCain (of course, we all know that McCain was just a figurehead, the real power would rest with the Joan of Arc, which is what the nutters really wanted).

They called him a Socialist, it didnít work. According to the latest Newsweek cover, we are all Socialists now.

So you think the far right conspiracy theorist will give up? Donítí you believe it. They have uncovered the latest conspiracy, and it is a juicy one.

Communism scheduled for a vote in Senate (external - login to view)

Apparently we have all been duped by USSR. Not by Russia, mind you but by the old Communist USSR. USSR has been mentoring Obama since he was going to the Law School. They indoctrinated him in Communist ideology and groomed him to be the President of USA.

Apparently one of the far right nutters was visiting USSR in 1992 (why would USSR invite a right wing hate monger to visit them beats me, but that is a separate issue). At that time in a cocktail party a Soviet official, after spouting anti-American tirade, said

"What if I told you that you will have a black president very soon and he will be a Communist?"

The out-of-the-blue remark was met by our stares. She continued, "Well, you will; and he will be a Communist."

"Yes, it is true. This is not some idle talk. He is already born, and he is educated and being groomed to be president right now.

ďHis name is Barack. His mother is white and American and his father is black from Africa. That's right, a chocolate baby! And he's going to be your president."

ďHe is intelligent and he is half white and has been raised from the cradle to be an atheist and a Communist. He's gone to the finest schools. He is being guided every step of the way and he will be irresistible to America."

She rattled off a complete litany. He was from Hawaii. He went to school in California. He lived in Chicago. He was soon to be elected to the Legislature. "Have no doubt: he is one of us, a Soviet."

She continued with something to the effect that America was at the same time the great hope and the great obstacle for Communism. America would have to be converted to Communism, and Barack was going to pave the way.

My, my. And here I thought that Obama was a Muslim terrorist. He sure had everybody fooled. Evidently he is a Soviet style Communist, in the pockets of his Communist USSR masters (who donít exist any longer), but nevertheless has been masquerading as a Muslim terrorist.

Anyway, I assume we can expect to see the red flag of Communism flying high over the White House very soon, with a Lenin monument erected in place of Lincoln monument. The far right hate mongers sure make for endless entertainment.

Incidentally, this worldnetdaily website was very active in getting Obama booted out of USA as an illegal alien. Seeing that none of their 50 odd lawsuits were successful, evidently they have discovered another, a fresh conspiracy.