Porn industry seeks federal bailout

Tyr

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Larry Flynt is asking for a bailout.


WASHINGTON (CNN) — Another major American industry is asking for assistance as the global financial crisis continues: Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis said Wednesday they will request that Congress allocate $5 billion for a bailout of the adult entertainment industry.
“The take here is that everyone and their mother want to be bailed out from the banks to the big three,” said Owen Moogan, spokesman for Larry Flynt. “The porn industry has been hurt by the downturn like everyone else and they are going to ask for the $5 billion. Is it the most serious thing in the world? Is it going to make the lives of Americans better if it happens? It is not for them to determine.”
Francis said in a statement that “the US government should actively support the adult industry's survival and growth, just as it feels the need to support any other industry cherished by the American people."
“We should be delivering [the request] by the end of today to our congressmen and [Secretary of the Treasury Henry] Paulson asking for this $5 billion dollar bailout,” he told CNN Wednesday.

I can hardly wait for hookers to line up with their hands out for gov't money citing "a downturn in the industry"
 

Spade

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The porn market hasn't reached bottom? More bears than bulls? Are traders selling short? Recession or depression?
 

shadowshiv

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He's just making a political statement.... not the first time Flynt has done something like this.

That was the why he ended up in the wheelchair in the first place, wasn't it Durka? He has made political statements(and lots of enemies) almost from the beginning.

I doubt he really wants any bailout money.;-)
 

shadowshiv

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Too easy to reply to with double entendre and innuendo, but the thought's run rampant

Well, I thought the "downturn in the industry" was the start of it all.;-)

Can't have the porn industry's employees suffering a "downturn", now can we? However, it would increase sales in Viagra.;-):p:lol:
 

Ron in Regina

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Pizza and porn go hand-in-hand.;-):lol::p



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