Sorry, swan's off the menu

Blackleaf

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The Poles and Lithuanians need to learn that in this nation of animal lovers the killing of a wild swan results in six months in prison and a £5000 fine...

Sorry, poached swan's off: Calls for clampdown on river bandits from eastern Europe

By MATTHEW HICKLEY
7th August 2007
Daily Mail

There are few sights so serene as a swan sailing majestically along the Grand Union Canal.

Except, that is, when it is being chased by a gang of hungry, knife-wielding Eastern Europeans.

Polish and Lithuanian immigrants have been seen trying to drag the 20lb birds away, while the remains of some have been found butchered on the towpath near Leighton Buzzard in Bedfordshire.

Hundreds are believed to have disappeared from the area.

Now, just in case the newcomers are unaware of the law protecting swans (which are owned by the Monarch), members of Luton Angling Club have come up with a sign making it clear that they are not for human consumption.


Luton Angling Club's sign makes it clear that swans are not for human consumption



They hope British Waterways will erect it along the canal, along with similar notices featuring carp.

The custom of feasting on roast swan died out in Britain a century ago and killing wild swans - which officially belong to the Queen - is now punishable by six months in jail and a £5,000 fine.

Club official Joanne Edwards, 44, who patrols the canal regularly, described a number of tense confrontations with Poles and Lithuanians.

"Every time I try to explain to them that they can't treat our waters as a larder they just pretend they don't understand," she said.

"On one occasion there were four of them fishing and they'd already taken a fish without putting it back.

"Then they got a swan round the neck and pulled it back up on to the bank and the four of them were fighting with it, but luckily it was strong enough to pull away."


Swans: at the mercy of river bandits


Miss Edwards, 44, from Dunstable, added: "A few years ago there were lots of swans on every section of the canal. I recently patrolled a six-mile stretch and saw just two. They're virtually gone from quieter stretches.

"Even the number of ducks seems to be less. It's dismal, and the police and Environment Agency don't seem to want to react."

She added that the migrants had failed to grasp the concept of catching fish for sport and returning them to the water.

"They think they can catch the fish for food, but the club leases the fishing rights on this stretch and our rules are clear that all fish caught must be put back.

"We first noticed the problem two or three years ago. Now the carp have nearly all gone. You're lucky to catch one at all in this canal."

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Send em over here. We have far too many Geese............................and Carp............yetch:pukeright:

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LOL! My friend's grand dad after years of growing up and seeing all these geese in Beaver lake on mount royal in montreal, finnally in his 70's jumped in the lake, grabbed a Goose, and wrung it's neck in full view of the public....made it home with it in a bag....and cooked it and ate it.....lol!!!!
 

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arghhhhhhhh

Dunno where y'are Doc, but down hereabouts you could go to most any park along the St. Lawrence with a club, and eat for a month. There's so many geese you can't get traction on the grass. ................The ol slippy goose poop trick:laughing6:

Likewise, you wanna deer. Get a truck with a good bumper and drive the back roads just at dusk. Fill the freezer quick.

Turkeys also.

Any large shallow bay in the spring................quantum carp..........yetch.

Not a bad idea for feeding the indigent. Maybe they could help catch a few geese, once they stopped talking to them.

Damn, I"m mean.

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Dunno where y'are Doc, but down hereabouts you could go to most any park along the St. Lawrence with a club, and eat for a month. There's so many geese you can't get traction on the grass. ................The ol slippy goose poop trick:laughing6:

Likewise, you wanna deer. Get a truck with a good bumper and drive the back roads just at dusk. Fill the freezer quick.

Turkeys also.

Any large shallow bay in the spring................quantum carp..........yetch.

Not a bad idea for feeding the indigent. Maybe they could help catch a few geese, once they stopped talking to them.

Damn, I"m mean.

:angry3:

ha...


that being ha'd at....this carp deal is supposed to be a nightmare in the making....