Condoms 'too big' for Indian men

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By Damian Grammaticus
BBC News, Delhi


A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men.
The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms.
It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India.
The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research.
Over 1,200 volunteers from the length and breadth of the country had their penises measured precisely, down to the last millimetre.
The scientists even checked their sample was representative of India as a whole in terms of class, religion and urban and rural dwellers.

It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters
Sunil Mehra
The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.
Doctor Chander Puri, a specialist in reproductive health at the Indian Council of Medical Research, told the BBC there was an obvious need in India for custom-made condoms, as most of those currently on sale are too large.
The issue is serious because about one in every five times a condom is used in India it either falls off or tears, an extremely high failure rate.
And the country already has the highest number of HIV infections of any nation.
'Not a problem'
Mr Puri said that since Indians would be embarrassed about going to a chemist to ask for smaller condoms there should be vending machines dispensing different sizes all around the country.
"Smaller condoms are on sale in India. But there is a lack of awareness that different sizes are available. There is anxiety talking about the issue. And normally one feels shy to go to a chemist's shop and ask for a smaller size condom."
But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim.
"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he said.
"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well. "With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend."

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#juan

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Size doesn't matter......as long as you have it....:)
 

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A fitting story! Of course, in Canada the opposite is true. Finding an acceptable condom is virtually impossible - and given the fact stores refuse to install fitting rooms - men are forced to custom order and pay for the extra material, taxes and all, of course. No official survey's been done lately but many independent audits exist; their sources, obviously, remain anonymous as to disclose them would be too embarrassing for certain industrious individuals and be at cross purposes with local community officials. India has its problems; it's never short of them. And Canada's, if you're paying attention, lengthen every year.
 

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LOL Juan and Tamarin good ones. Don't you feel the least bit sorry for the little fellas, I mean native Indians. I suspect that between Asia and the ME condom makers are saving alot of cash one Western Condom makes three for Asia and the ME. Could it be a conspiracy??????????????:laughing7:
 

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I must be getting civilized! (Finally)
I have thought up at least four good comebacks on this topic and haven't printed one.....
 

#juan

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LOL Juan and Tamarin good ones. Don't you feel the least bit sorry for the little fellas, I mean native Indians. I suspect that between Asia and the ME condom makers are saving alot of cash one Western Condom makes three for Asia and the ME. Could it be a conspiracy??????????????:laughing7:

Yes, it is a conspiracy. I thought it was a clever ploy to stamp the largest condoms ; CANADA-medium
 

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LOL Juan and Tamarin good ones. Don't you feel the least bit sorry for the little fellas, I mean native Indians. I suspect that between Asia and the ME condom makers are saving alot of cash one Western Condom makes three for Asia and the ME. Could it be a conspiracy??????????????:laughing7:

Where do the native indians come in in all of this?? :twisted:
 

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Yes, it is a conspiracy. I thought it was a clever ploy to stamp the largest condoms ; CANADA-medium
LOL good one, lets hope the mis-labeled ones don't end up in Canada the poor fellas are going to be in for a tight fit so ta speak.

Hot shot gets a smack upside the head.:laughing7:

Curio, this topic begs for smart elect remarks. Note to mods, Sanctus started it and the rest of us fell prey to evil ways-reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
 

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I must be getting civilized! (Finally)
I have thought up at least four good comebacks on this topic and haven't printed one.....

I am SO with ya!

First thing that came to mind was my ex (the redneck) had been lying to me 12 years!That he was Indian! Then I reread it......it said .....

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.


And I had to laugh........I thought it said they we 3 -5 centimeters! And THAT fits the ex! So the Indians fave NOTHING to complain about ;)
 

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So, who's the best hung, on average? And what the Hell does it matter anyway? The male denizens of the Indian subcontintent may indeed have only rudimentary wienies, but there's about a billion of them, so it doesn't appear that there's a functional issue. Popular mythology also has it that the Chinese are even less well endowed, but there's well over a billion of them. Could there be any clearer demonstration that size doesn't matter?

I've got only four inches myself, but some women like it that thick... :)
 

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The only reason I find this so hilarious is that if I tell you Id be bannnned with GOOD reason!! Size is NOTHING. Any woman that says it is .....is lying OR hasnt had a REAL Lover! Amazing the stupid things they'll spend research money on!
 

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The only reason I find this so hilarious is that if I tell you Id be bannnned with GOOD reason!! Size is NOTHING. Any woman that says it is .....is lying OR hasnt had a REAL Lover! Amazing the stupid things they'll spend research money on!


Funny you should write that! Just a few days ago my brother and I were talking about size in relation to this very same article and both him and I said "size dosen't matter". One of my sister's made the comment, "have you ever noticed that it is always men who say that, and never a woman"!!
 

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It's a strange world. The women are always complaining that the men should be bigger. In turn, the men insist that the women be smaller. As RK said- can't we all just get along?