August 11th, 2006, 08:18 AM
I mean, Christ!
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German sues Easter Bunny
A German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm.
Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to heart attacks, obesity and strokes.
Lentze said: "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people's sweet tooth.
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A German man has taken legal action against the Easter Bunny for grievous bodily harm.
Karl-Friedrich Lentze, from Berlin, has filed a complaint with prosecutors, accusing it of causing addiction to chocolate which leads to heart attacks, obesity and strokes.
Lentze said: "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people's sweet tooth.
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I mean, Christ!
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August 14th, 2006, 05:48 PM
Might work Missile.
Law and Order almost always starts with a body. Yeah, they could still have a body....camera zooms in on the chocolate covered face of the victim and Lenny says,....."My God, we lose another chump to chocolate." Needs some work.. :P
Might work Missile.
Law and Order almost always starts with a body. Yeah, they could still have a body....camera zooms in on the chocolate covered face of the victim and Lenny says,....."My God, we lose another chump to chocolate." Needs some work.. :P
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August 14th, 2006, 05:57 PM
You know that McCoy would do one of his plea bargain deals and bunny would only do the minimum in a segregated prison cell, of course. I'm thinking of Jason Alexander as the bunny
This would work on one of the CSI's too. Cut to a scene of a overly large corpse, covered in pimples:
You know that McCoy would do one of his plea bargain deals and bunny would only do the minimum in a segregated prison cell, of course. I'm thinking of Jason Alexander as the bunny
This would work on one of the CSI's too. Cut to a scene of a overly large corpse, covered in pimples:
