Man runs over wife twice by accident

Twila

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RE: Man runs over wife tw

Yeah, but I sure would hate to be him when she gets out of that hospital.

Really, what could you say? Hallmark can't possibly have a card for this occasion.
 

Hard-Luck Henry

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I once met a bloke who had been run over twice like that. He'd had an argument in a pub, and the other guy had waited outside for him in his car, ran him over, then reversed back over him again. Luckily the guy was driving a 1979 Austin Mini 1000 - they're considerably smaller than the new Mini Coopers you may have seen - and wasn't badly hurt. He lifted his shirt and showed us the tyre marks across his body - they were perfect imprints, you could even make out the tread pattern. 8) I must say, it was hilarious to look at. He didn't seem to think so, though; apparently his broken ribs meant it hurt when he laughed! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ouch! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Ten Packs

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As a guy who had his ribs spread wide enough for the surgeon to get his hand inside, I can tell you there is few kinds of pain that can possibly be worse!

And it takes weeks to completely leave...
 

Haggis McBagpipe

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Jun 11, 2004
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Re: RE: Man runs over wife tw

Twila said:
Really, what could you say? Hallmark can't possibly have a card for this occasion.

Hmm, maybe they should, though.

Honey I love you
Truly I do
The car wasn't insured, though
So please don't sue
 

bulldog

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Re: RE: Man runs over wife tw

Twila said:
Yeah, but I sure would hate to be him when she gets out of that hospital.

Really, what could you say? Hallmark can't possibly have a card for this occasion.

Oh, I can think of something:

Front: Honey,
The next time I run into you

Inside: I'll bring flowers - pop-out reveals dead flowers.

Bull Dog
 

GL Schmitt

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You have survived my last transgression,
So now its time for my confession:
Though we’ve been poor
And I’m a boor,
I've finally made a real impression!






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