As If Fully Automatic Rifles Weren't Enough


missile
#1
The Taser is now being marketed for the home and personal protection market. So,if you're American and bored with owning heavy caliber handguns and fully automatic assault rifles,you now can buy yourself a few tasers .Just think of all the fun you can have with the neighbourhood kids and all those stray pets-not to forget those nasty homeless who beg for change.
 
missile
#2
At long last,Mr. Stevie Wonder can own these weapons legally. He was once busted for having a pair of Tasers in his possession.
 
mrmom2
#3
Hey Rev you should get a Taser and use it on that neighbor of yours that ought to do the job :P
 
Ten Packs
#4
Quote: Originally Posted by missile

At long last, Mr. Stevie Wonder can own these weapons legally. He was once busted for having a pair of Tasers in his possession.

Now HOW the Hell would he know who he is Tasering???
 
Reverend Blair
#5
I should get Stevie Wonder to show up and taser that neighbour, Mom. That'd be really cool.
 
Jay
#6
I don't think I would trust Stevie's aim....
 
Cosmo
#7
I want one! Damn, do they come in a version where I can zap someone online????
 

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