Your So Gross

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You think thats ewwww? Wait till you hear what my dentist told me this morning.

The human mouth has more micro-organisms and bacteria than a colon.

So when someone tells you to kiss their ass, they are probably doing you a favor :P

Kind of goes with the quart jar of muccuos

A man at the hospital was asked to provide a urine sample. He handed over a two litre jug of urine. He had been saving it up for ages.

Needless to say the nurse went ewwwwwww.

I always wondered what mayonnaise was made from.