Lawmakers object to fake penis for drug tests

Col Man

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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A life-like prosthetic penis called the Whizzinator and other products promising to help illegal drug users pass urine tests provoked U.S. lawmakers on Wednesday to take legal action with subpoenas of manufacturers.


Lawmakers objected to attempts to circumvent drug tests with products such as The Whizzinator, a fake penis that can provide a flow of clean urine "again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!" according to the Web site www.whizzinator.com.


A congressional subcommittee voted to subpoena the owner of Puck Technology of Signal Hill, California, the company that makes the Whizzinator. The panel also voted to subpoena the owners of Health Choice of New York City and Spectrum Labs of Cincinnati, two companies that lawmakers said also were suspected of selling products aimed at circumventing workplace drug tests.


The owners were required to provide financial and operational records by Monday and to appear at a congressional hearing on Tuesday.


"These companies seek through deception to make a buck by violating our trust and compromising our security," said Rep. Ed Whitfield, a Kentucky Republican who chairs the House Energy and Commerce Committee's oversight and investigations panel.


"It is a risk we simply cannot tolerate. This panel will uncover how widespread these products are and recommend the necessary steps to end their use," Whitfield said in a statement.


Actor Tom Sizemore, who played a sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was caught using the Whizzinator to try and pass drug tests, California prosecutors said in February. He was put in jail after using a similar device and failing a drug test, prosecutors said.
 

mrmom2

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How the hell did he get caught 8O The thing fall out or something :lol: How would you like that job 8O Hey you bring that over here so i can see if its real or not :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

peapod

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Remember that doctor in the praires that like to rape his women patients, when he went for a blood test, after one of the victims went to the police. Well he actually cut open his arm and inserted a fake bag of blood, one of his male patients, no wonder he helped the attendent stick the needle in his arm 8O 8O
 

galianomama

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ok....so using that analogy, does the attendant usually hold onto your penis while you are peeing for a urine test? now i am really confused.... 8O

i wonder, it must be filled with water right, so that the urine test would come out negative?
 

Jo Canadian

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NickFun

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Col Man said:
WASHINGTON (Reuters)


Actor Tom Sizemore, who played a sergeant in the war movie "Saving Private Ryan," was caught using the Whizzinator to try and pass drug tests, California prosecutors said in February. He was put in jail after using a similar device and failing a drug test, prosecutors said.

I must ask...how did he get caught???