Satan's pet turtle

Vanni Fucci

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MICHIGANTOWN, Indiana (AP) -- An Indiana pet store owner says he sees the image of Satan on the shell of a turtle that was the only survivor of a store fire in October.

 

Andem

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That's bloody hilarious! The ebay comment reminds me of the christian items like a half-eaten peice of toast that someone said they saw the virgin mary burned onto it.
 

Twila

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That poor turtle. To be so maligned. It's a TURTLE. Satan's turtle. Why would satan want a turtle? What can a turtle do for satan? A TURTLE for petes sake!
 

Twila

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I thought Pea was taking over the world?

I don't relish the idea of watching Peapod and Virgil the turtle duking it out for control of this pathetic human filled planet.

There was a rumour that Vanni was god. What's all this mean then?

(I just noticed my title has changed....to obsessive compulsive. How telling..........)