Crossing the Border


Durry
#1
WAKE-UP CALL;;;
_____________________

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ;

-A JOB,

-A DRIVERS LICENSE,

-SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD,

-WELFARE,

-CREDIT CARDS,

-SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

-FREE EDUCATION,

-FREE HEALTH CARE,

-A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA

-MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

-THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

-AND, IN SOME INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

-…..and after 10 years of residency you get OAS and then can leave and go back where you came from and collect it for life!!!!


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP CANADA, AND QUIT GIVING YOUR COUNTRY AWAY!!!!!!
 
gerryh
+1
#2  Top Rated Post
Isn't it great that we are a free and democratic country? People don't have to worry about bullshyte like they would with countries like NK, Iran, Afghanistan,etc. This is definitely THE best country in the world to live in.
 
White_Unifier
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by DurryView Post

WAKE-UP CALL;;;
_____________________

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ;

-A JOB,

-A DRIVERS LICENSE,

-SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD,

-WELFARE,

-CREDIT CARDS,

-SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

-FREE EDUCATION,

-FREE HEALTH CARE,

-A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA

-MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

-THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

-AND, IN SOME INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

-…..and after 10 years of residency you get OAS and then can leave and go back where you came from and collect it for life!!!!


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP CANADA, AND QUIT GIVING YOUR COUNTRY AWAY!!!!!!

Are you suggesting that we should copy the Iranian model?

According to the Iranian model, Durry would probably get shot. He might want to reconsider the model he thinks Canada should emulate
 
Curious Cdn
+1
#4
Quote: Originally Posted by DurryView Post

WAKE-UP CALL;;;
_____________________

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ;

-A JOB,

-A DRIVERS LICENSE,

-SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD,

-WELFARE,

-CREDIT CARDS,

-SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

-FREE EDUCATION,

-FREE HEALTH CARE,

-A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA

-MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

-THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

-AND, IN SOME INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

-…..and after 10 years of residency you get OAS and then can leave and go back where you came from and collect it for life!!!!


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP CANADA, AND QUIT GIVING YOUR COUNTRY AWAY!!!!!!

You've just listed many of the biggest a55hole thugocracies on Earth. We got it right, apparently. I'll be interesting to see which ones of your sociopathic Alt-Reich turdball friends sign in and agrees with you.




It's a stoopid test.
 
White_Unifier
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

You've just listed many of the biggest a55hole thugocracies on Earth. We got it right, apparently.

I could be wrong, but I think he's trying to say they got it right.
 
B00Mer
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by DurryView Post

WAKE-UP CALL;;;
_____________________

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ;

-A JOB,

-A DRIVERS LICENSE,

-SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD,

-WELFARE,

-CREDIT CARDS,

-SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

-FREE EDUCATION,

-FREE HEALTH CARE,

-A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA

-MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

-THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

-AND, IN SOME INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

-…..and after 10 years of residency you get OAS and then can leave and go back where you came from and collect it for life!!!!


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP CANADA, AND QUIT GIVING YOUR COUNTRY AWAY!!!!!!


Copy, Paste.. any illegals wanting to come to Canada Durry is our Advertising Agency for Illegals.
 
Curious Cdn
#7
He wants us to be just like the Norks!

Oh, yeah!

Execute the opposition with an anti-aircraft gun!

He's a Freedom Eagle!
 
White_Unifier
+1
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

He wants us to be just like the Norks!

Oh, yeah!

Execute the opposition with an anti-aircraft gun!

He's a Freedom Eagle!

What? He wants to free them from this earthly existence?
 
taxslave
+1
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

He wants us to be just like the Norks!

Oh, yeah!

Execute the opposition with an anti-aircraft gun!

He's a Freedom Eagle!

And are a retard.
 
Praxius
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by DurryView Post

WAKE-UP CALL;;;
_____________________

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ;

-A JOB,

-A DRIVERS LICENSE,

-SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD,

-WELFARE,

-CREDIT CARDS,

-SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

-FREE EDUCATION,

-FREE HEALTH CARE,

-A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA

-MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

-THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

-AND, IN SOME INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

-…..and after 10 years of residency you get OAS and then can leave and go back where you came from and collect it for life!!!!


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP CANADA, AND QUIT GIVING YOUR COUNTRY AWAY!!!!!!

Yeah time to wake up and be more like a third world dictatorship.

Actually if you cross the border in Canada "illegally", you are processed and have your background checked to first determine whether you have a legal right to cross the border. If not, you are sent back to where you come from.

But nevermind all that, let's be more like North Korea, they seem to know what they're doing.
 
Curious Cdn
#11
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslaveView Post

And are a retard.

You are a veritable fountain of eloquence.
 
taxslave
+1
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

You are a veritable fountain of eloquence.

Thankyou. WE do what we can to make it easier for people from Ontario to keep up to the real world.
 
darkbeaver
#13
If you cross the American border you get a free ride on a golden road.
 
Curious Cdn
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by taxslaveView Post

Thankyou. WE do what we can to make it easier for people from Ontario to keep up to the real world.

Don't forget to pump out the tank in the trailer, now that the time has changed.
 
Durry
#15
Every illegal scum bag that comes across the border into Canada from the US should have a private sponsor prepared to sponsor them while in Canada.
If no private sponsor comes forward,,,,,,send the illegal scum bag back across the border to where he came from.

That will make the Lefities put their money where their mouth is, and keep me from paying for someone else illegal activity.
 
darkbeaver
#16
The bombs we dropped on Lybia were very expensive. You said nothing about that, while you paid. Your're money was blown up and you might have enloyed it.
 
gerryh
+1
#17
Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaverView Post

The bombs we dropped on Lybia were very expensive. You said nothing about that, while you paid. Your're money was blown up and you might have enloyed it.



He has no problem spending money to kill em... he has a problem spending money to keep them alive.
 
darkbeaver
#18
There's a strange disconnect there ain't there. However

We have no statiztics for people crossing the border into North Korea to judge the situation with same.
 
Hoof Hearted
#19
The two extremes...

I think there's 'a little' Durry and mentalfloss in all of us. But thank goodness it's just 'a little'.
 
Curious Cdn
+1
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaverView Post

There's a strange disconnect there ain't there. However

You mean that yawning gap between reality and Alt-Reich political theory?

Mind the Step
 
Johnnny
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by DurryView Post

WAKE-UP CALL;;;
_____________________

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ;

-A JOB,

-A DRIVERS LICENSE,

-SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD,

-WELFARE,

-CREDIT CARDS,

-SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

-FREE EDUCATION,

-FREE HEALTH CARE,

-A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA

-MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

-THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

-AND, IN SOME INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

-…..and after 10 years of residency you get OAS and then can leave and go back where you came from and collect it for life!!!!


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP CANADA, AND QUIT GIVING YOUR COUNTRY AWAY!!!!!!

Durry, chill...
 
Curious Cdn
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by DurryView Post

WAKE-UP CALL;;;
_____________________

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE CANADIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET ;

-A JOB,

-A DRIVERS LICENSE,

-SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD,

-WELFARE,

-CREDIT CARDS,

-SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

-FREE EDUCATION,

-FREE HEALTH CARE,

-A LOBBYIST IN OTTAWA

-MILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

-THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT

-AND, IN SOME INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

-…..and after 10 years of residency you get OAS and then can leave and go back where you came from and collect it for life!!!!


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION !!!
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP CANADA, AND QUIT GIVING YOUR COUNTRY AWAY!!!!!!

Durry, pill...
 

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