Sick discovery: Fisherman finds human ***** and testicles in gutted tuna

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Sick discovery: Fisherman finds human ***** and testicles in gutted tuna
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First posted: Monday, October 03, 2016 02:53 PM EDT | Updated: Monday, October 03, 2016 03:18 PM EDT
An 80-lb. yellowfin tuna caught off the coast of Florida apparently had a shocking surprise hidden in its stomach: a human ***** and testicles.
The fish was caught by Jerry Masterson who was stunned by what he discovered when gutting the tuna.
“There was no mistaking that I was looking at a man’s ***** and testicles,” Masterson told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.
“We were convinced we were just going to have one of those days when the fish don’t bite when I felt a big tug on my line.”
Masterson told the paper he was delighted to land such a whopper -- at first.
“I had just made a cut behind the fish’s head and through its belly, running the knife down along its spine,” he said of the macabre find. “My first reaction was one of disgust, because there was a terrible smell of decomposing meat coming from the fish’s stomach.
“Inside the fish’s stomach was an awful sight.”
The men on board were all veteran anglers and none had ever seen anything like it.
Police are now investigating the possibility the private parts belong to a murder victim.
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/10/0...inds-human-*****-and-testicles-in-gutted-tuna
it was only a matter of time before tuna sought revenge. another reason to hate tuna casserole. :shock: ;)
 

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lots of fish in the sea
but you need a pole to catch them...