‘Anti-lad’ crusaders have begun a cultural cleansing of British universities

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Initiatives are underway in British universities to clamp down on "lad culture" - that thing which the people who run our major institutions, including the BBC, now hate. It's what has caused the BBC to destroy "laddish" Top Gear (be prepared for some blonde bimbo to host that once-great show).

But one type of lad that universities particularly hate are rugby-playing lads. Apparently, these individuals enjoy "banter", have rampant sexual appetites and love smutty nightclubs. They are also, apparently, rabidly "misogynistic."

So now, Oxford University has set up compulsory "Good Lad" workshops for these rugby-playing lads which they must complete before they are allowed to enter this year's "Cupper" tournament. There they will be subjected to Mao-lite re-education in which self-flagellating men in plaid shirts promote ‘positive masculinity’ to the misogynistic brutes. Student politicos are so chuffed with the scheme that they’re now planning to push it out nationwide.


‘Anti-lad’ crusaders have begun a cultural cleansing of British universities


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Tom Slater assistant editor at spiked.
13 May 2015


Lads playing rugby at Oxford University.
Uni lads are fast becoming an oppressed minority, with those who play rugby - a very "laddish" sport - seen as being especially evil


What is a Lad?


You can’t be on a campus for more than 10 minutes nowadays without hearing about inclusivity. Universities and students’ unions are mad for it. At the University of Sussex, a statement declaring that ‘The Union is committed to providing an inclusive and supportive environment’ has to be read, aloud, before every students’ union meeting. Students who want to set up a new society at the University of Bristol must satisfactorily prove that they will ‘respect and promote the Bristol SU values of equality, diversity, safe space and inclusivity’. It’s big in America, too. Not least at the University of Delaware, where, in 2007, it was revealed that the administration was making undergraduates fill out questionnaires about what races and sexes they tended to fancy, with the stated aim of getting them to be more inclusive in the bedroom.

But there’s one kind of British student who clearly doesn’t qualify for inclusivity, a nefarious group so toxic it’s not welcome at the students’ union circle time: rugby lads. They are universal hate figures, slammed, not only for their usual booze-soaked antics, but for what SU bods now claim they represent. Their crass ‘banter’, rampant sexual appetite and love of smutty club nights (Rappers and Slappers, anyone?) are perceived as a threat to the fabric of right-on SU life. And, as always happens when a tyrannical regime faces challenge, a purge has begun.

Over the weekend, Oxford announced that all college rugby teams would be required to complete mandatory ‘Good Lad’ workshops before they were allowed to enter this year’s ‘Cupper’ tournament. The workshop programme, developed by 27-year-old Oxford grad Dave Llewellyn and now popular with SUs across the country, amounts to Mao-lite re-education in which self-flagellating men in plaid shirts promote ‘positive masculinity’ to the misogynistic brutes. Student politicos are so chuffed with the scheme that they’re now planning to push it out nationwide.

It’s enough to make your skin crawl. Oxford undergraduates whose only crime is wanting to play rugby are being forced to sit in a circle and publicly dredge through their sexual history so as to assess whether they received ‘verbal and enthusiastic’ consent from each hook up. ‘If you’re 5 per cent unsure, then you’re becoming a rapist’, Llewellyn told the Times over the weekend.

This is only the latest development in a nationwide war on campus lad culture. Last year, the London School of Economics banned its men’s rugby for a year for distributing a leaflet that made crass jokes about ‘sloppy birds’ and rugger bugger debauchery. While, at the University of Edinburgh, laddish websites like UniLad have been banned on the charge that they ‘contribute to a culturally permissive attitude to rape’. Across the country, ‘bad lads’ are being punished, not for their actions, but for the jokes they find funny and the leery websites they choose to frequent.



A screenshot from the ‘Good Lad’ website


The pretext of tackling sexual violence has allowed the anti-lad crusade to rumble on without a peep of criticism. At its centre is the much-touted National Union of Students statistic that one in four female students experience ‘unwanted sexual advances’ at university.

These stats have been broadly discredited – among other things, the questionnaires lumped together a bit of unwelcome bump ‘n’ grind with forceful sexual assault – but even if we took them at face value, there is zero evidence that so-called lads are to blame.

Instead what you get is dodgy sub-sociological dot-connecting about how laddish culture is somehow ‘normalising’ rape.

What we have here is cultural cleansing. An attempt to rid campus life of a form of youth culture that prissy SU bods simply don’t like.

For all the talk of inclusivity, uni lads are fast becoming an oppressed minority.


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You're a perfect example of what all men will become once the anti-male feminazis and their henpecked male cohorts complete their "re-education" programme.

Gone will be the manly, masculine man, playing rugby, drinking beer, lifting weights and being a true man.

Instead, we'll all be feminine, small, furry, squeaky little beta males like you whose greatest thrill is to be bossed about by queen bee harpies and watching My Little Pony.

"Laddishness" and masculinity have had their day. Such things are not seen as PC in today's Western world. Even most TV shows nowadays are aimed at women, and the only men who appear in TV adverts are portrayed as gormless, braindead, emotionless brutes who never seem quite sure what day it is, always looking like startled rabbits in headlights whilst the woman speaks down to him condescendingly.

And all of this is the fault of your lot.
 

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You're a perfect example of what all men will become once the anti-male feminazis and their henpecked male cohorts complete their "re-education" programme.

Gone will be the manly, masculine man, playing rugby, drinking beer, lifting weights and being a true man.

Playing lawn tennis at Oxford.


 

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Wait... The Oxford University Lawn Tennis Club is promoting masculinity!

The Anglash are so screwed.


Students who want to set up a new society at the University of Bristol must satisfactorily prove that they will ‘respect and promote the Bristol SU values of equality, diversity, safe space and inclusivity’. It’s big in America, too. Not least at the University of Delaware, where, in 2007, it was revealed that the administration was making undergraduates fill out questionnaires about what races and sexes they tended to fancy, with the stated aim of getting them to be more inclusive in the bedroom.
 

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Students who want to set up a new society at the University of Bristol must satisfactorily prove that they will ‘respect and promote the Bristol SU values of equality, diversity, safe space and inclusivity’. It’s big in America, too. Not least at the University of Delaware, where, in 2007, it was revealed that the administration was making undergraduates fill out questionnaires about what races and sexes they tended to fancy, with the stated aim of getting them to be more inclusive in the bedroom.

Did UoD actually use the word fancy? I think not. I mean... I know it is Delaware but...
 

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He's lying, as usual.

Delaware Blue Hens, baby! Taught Joe Flacco how to be a Super Bowl MVP!

At least he wasn't in the lawn tennis club.


Tennis is a masculine sport. Wimbledon will be so much better if women were banned from playing professionally. Less of that high-pitched shrieking that drills down into your very bones.
 

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Tennis is a masculine sport.
Lawn tennis, aka badminton, ain't. But here's a notion, why don't you pretend they're the same thing, and then start bashing women to divert attention from the fact that you're a retard and clearly gay?

Wimbledon will be so much better if women were banned from playing professionally. Less of that high-pitched shrieking that drills down into your very bones.
Well done.
 

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Tennis is a masculine sport. Wimbledon will be so much better if women were banned from playing professionally. Less of that high-pitched shrieking that drills down into your very bones.

You want to ban this...



... to save masculinity in Angland?

You guys are so screwed.
 

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Lawn tennis, aka badminton, ain't.

Lawn tennis and badminton are two different things.

Lawn tennis was invented by men for men. Like most sports it was initially men who played it.

But here's a notion, why don't you pretend they're the same thing,
They're not the same thing.


and then start bashing women to divert attention from the fact that you're a retard and clearly gay?
I didn't bash birds. I bashed bird tennis players. Birds should be banned from playing tennis professionally. Birds' tennis is one of the most annoying things in the universe. Not only is it a poor relation, skill-wise and entertainment-wise, to its male counterpart, but the sound of some dopey bird with her dress up to her nostrils shrieking like a banshee when she gently tips a ball over a net is one of the sounds of English summer which is definitely not welcome anymore. Either that, or gag the little darlings whilst they play.

I also think it's a travesty that bird tennis players at Wimbledon get paid the same as men.