Islamic Suicide Bomber Trainer Accidentally Blows Up His Entire Class


Twila
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I didn't know whether to put this News, Politics, or Religions...

I shouldn't laugh, but this is just all kinds of funny.

Islamic Suicide Bomber Trainer Accidentally Blows Up His Entire Class |

In Baghdad, a terrorist who was in the middle of conducting a training for future militants, accidentally blew up an entire class, killing 21 of his students, and himself. The group was part of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, the terror group that has been participating in a string of attacks in the United States.

The incident may be viewed as a metaphor for the many lives lost in the wake of foreign and domestic terrorists’ relentless attempts to convert the nation into an extreme-religious state. In this turn of events, it appears that many innocent lives may have actually been spared. In fact, in one recent attack alone, 7 innocent people were killed.

According to recent reports, it was rumored that the instructor was in the process of showing his students how to use a suicide belt. As he was teaching, the live suicide belt actually detonated, resulting in mass fatalities.
 
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IdRatherBeSkiing
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Should be in the "Fun & Jokes" section.
 
Twila
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Quote: Originally Posted by IdRatherBeSkiingView Post

Should be in the "Fun & Jokes" section.

There were just so many choices...This story has covered a broad range of...topics.
 
lone wolf
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I suppose they really can't hire an instructor with experience....
 
Colpy
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allahu akbar!!!
 
DaSleeper
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Quote: Originally Posted by TwilaView Post

There were just so many choices...This story has covered a broad range of...topics.

No matter where you put it.....you run the risk of being called a bigot by the usual suspects......
 
Nuggler
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Sal ! Now THIS IS KARMA

Perhaps next time it will be atomic and the whole stinking country will be a smouldering crater.

One can hope.


Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

I suppose they really can't hire an instructor with experience....


 
vinod1975
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Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post

Sal ! Now THIS IS KARMA

Perhaps next time it will be atomic and the whole stinking country will be a smouldering crater.

One can hope.





We say what you grow today you will be served tomorrow
 
#juan
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This is not funny! Snicker....snort.....giggle......not funny......
 
spaminator
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Quote: Originally Posted by IdRatherBeSkiingView Post

Should be in the "Fun & Jokes" section.

we need another section called, lmfao.
 
Tecumsehsbones
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Billy Connolly talks about suicide bombers funny - YouTube

 
Walter
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Darwin at play.
 
WLDB
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Funny. This seems to happen regularly too now which is good.
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post

Sal ! Now THIS IS KARMA

Perhaps next time it will be atomic and the whole stinking country will be a smouldering crater.

One can hope.

LOL took the thought right out of ma head... wow, speaking of karma is exactly right...by now he (actually all of them) will realize the virgin carrot was a huge lie

sucks to be them

Quote: Originally Posted by vinod1975View Post

We say what you grow today you will be served tomorrow

nice, I like that
 
spaminator
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I guess the students said collectively, this class blows.
 
Sal
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Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

Billy Connolly talks about suicide bombers funny - YouTube

"dead on" pun intended

he just wants two fire breathing w****s...I love him
 
damngrumpy
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It is a hell of a way to say class dismissed or should that be dismembered.
Its like humpty dumpty you can't put him back together again
when things go to pieces they really go to pieces

can anyone think of anymore I don't think I could keep a straight face at that
funeral.
 
shadowshiv
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Wonderful news! There are now 22 less pieces of garbage in the world, and the world IS a better place with them peppered all over the place. Maybe they can be used to fertilize the ground!
 
Johnnny
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Dont be dissing the teacher, at least he is practical
 
B00Mer
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ACHMED SAVES AMERICA - Official Trailer - YouTube

 
Nuggler
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Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

Billy Connolly talks about suicide bombers funny - YouTube

There I was, 5:00 AM, reading this interesting thread about suicide bombers.. And if that's not hilarious enough, you post Billy Connolly - so my wife, thinking I'm having a seizure, rushes in with her blood pressure thingy, some pills, and a nasty on for being rudely awakened by my laughing and gurgling.

She sees me, coffee dribbling down my face, and all over the monitor screen, headphones askew, eyes watering. Oh it was gruesome.

Damn you Boner; nearly a divorce at my late stage in life.
 
Tecumsehsbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post

There I was, 5:00 AM, reading this interesting thread about suicide bombers.. And if that's not hilarious enough, you post Billy Connolly - so my wife, thinking I'm having a seizure, rushes in with her blood pressure thingy, some pills, and a nasty on for being rudely awakened by my laughing and gurgling.

She sees me, coffee dribbling down my face, and all over the monitor screen, headphones askew, eyes watering. Oh it was gruesome.

Damn you Boner; nearly a divorce at my late stage in life.

So near, yet so far. . .
 
taxslave
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Canadian military has been known to do the same thing. About 1977/8 one of their explosive "experts" in Chilliwack han his students tamping dynomite with a piece of drill steel and had the predictable results.
 

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