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From the article
In a landmark move that now serves to threaten the very fabric of freedom worldwide, Hawaii cops have agreed that they should no longer be able to have sex with prostitutes.
But fret not freedom lovers, these selfless public servants will still be able to receive blowjobs and handjobs in their valiant efforts to keep you safe!
Read more at Hawaii Cops Concede Their Push for Sex with Prostitutes, Settle for Handjobs and Blowjobs | The Free Thought Project
From the article
In a landmark move that now serves to threaten the very fabric of freedom worldwide, Hawaii cops have agreed that they should no longer be able to have sex with prostitutes.
But fret not freedom lovers, these selfless public servants will still be able to receive blowjobs and handjobs in their valiant efforts to keep you safe!
Read more at Hawaii Cops Concede Their Push for Sex with Prostitutes, Settle for Handjobs and Blowjobs | The Free Thought Project
