This is a whole new level of butt-hurt


Locutus
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Unconscious Patient Says Doctors Mocked Him



FAIRFAX, Va. (CN) - Doctors mocked an unconscious colonoscopy patient, joking that he has syphilis and talking about firing a gun up his rectum, says a man whose cellphone allegedly captured audio of the entire affair.

Plaintiff D.B. sued Safe Sedation LLC and Safe Sedation Management in Fairfax County Court, alleging defamation and infliction of emotional distress.

"On April 18, 2013, during a colonoscopy, plaintiff was verbally brutalized and defamed by the very doctors to whom he entrusted his life while under anesthesia," the complaint states.

D.B. claims that Drs. Tiffany Ingham and Soloman Shah, who are not named as defendants, mocked him from the second the anesthesia kicked in.

D.B. claims he had inadvertently left his phone in the room, set to record, having neglected to turn it off after recording instructions for post-operative care. *cough-bullsh!t-cough*


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mockedhim? damed near rectum.

anyway, I could be wrong butt I don't care.
 
Zipperfish
#2
great thread title!
 
Twila
+2
#3
Does he have syphillis?

I'd imagine if you are a butt doctor, you're going to need to get what ever humour you can during your day.

I'm sure this doctor isn't overly sensative though, he deals with *** holes all the time.
 
relic
#4
My brother once asked me if I could shave him, I said sure, I shaved lots of *******s when I worked at the Civic {hospital, Ottawa}
 
lone wolf
#5
I thought it was a bit insensitive when the doc asked me to hold the farts during colonoscopy - considering he was the one giving my butthole the motorcycle tube filler
 
Goober
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

I thought it was a bit insensitive when the doc asked me to hold the farts during colonoscopy - considering he was the one giving my butthole the motorcycle tube filler

I was sedated, out like a light. Very happy about that.
 
BaalsTears
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by relicView Post

My brother once asked me if I could shave him, I said sure, I shaved lots of *******s when I worked at the Civic {hospital, Ottawa}

Henceforth your we shall refer to you as "Shaved Pu ssy."
 

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