"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

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A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing.

"I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck.

"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

"I don't even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself [from his fetish] and incurred by the wasp attack."

Hornet stings are more painful than typical wasp stings because of their venom. They can also sting multiple times.

The stings are not normally fatal to humans unless a person is allergic to their venom, in which case they can go into anaphylactic shock.



Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet?s Nest


h/t Ogrishforum



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SLM

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Re: "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.
Really?!?!?

Really weird sex story....you know it's gotta come from Sweden.8O
 

petros

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Re: "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

Why? What's up with the Swedes?
 

SLM

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Re: "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

Why? What's up with the Swedes?

Don't know. Just an observation.

That chick that was trying to bone a skeleton? In Sweden. Dude trying to bone a hornet's nest? In Sweden.
 

petros

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Re: "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

I guess if you can no longer get slicked up in whale fat and run through the village a hornets nest will have to do?
 

SLM

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Re: "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

Don't know. Just thinking on the 'wild and funky' meter, the Swedes bury the needle, lol.
 

Sal

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Re: "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

wow people should bee careful for heaven sake about how they get a buzz on
 

petros

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Re: "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

I'd hate a to be pine cone in Sweden.
 

Nuggler

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Re: "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

I'd hate a to be pine cone in Sweden.

Or a corn cob

"""I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

What's with the guy hefting the dead guys balls ?? I see why they didn't talk often........:lol:............"Hey Ole, commmonover an I'll grab you nuts"............too funny.

Gives new meaning to the phrase "fukkin hornets" !!

yes, we could go on.
 

karrie

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Re: "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

At least he went out happy. How many men are lucky enough to die doing what they love?
 

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Re: "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,"

At least he went out happy. How many men are lucky enough to die doing what they love?

Are you thinking he survived previous sexual encounters with the hornets? They did mention semen being found on the nest itself but does that mean he expired smiling? Someone should compile a book about encounters like this.
 
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