Here are some simple rules to follow regarding home invasions


Locutus
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Don’t Report a Home Invasion if You’re Growing 110 Weed Plants in Your Spare Bedroom



Here are some simple rules to follow regarding home invasions.


1. If your home has been burglarized, notify the police.

2. If your home has been burglarized and you're growing $44,000 worth of weed in a spare bedroom, DO NOT notify the police.


These rules (please print this post out and stick it on your fridge) will help you avoid the fate of one Shane Lawrence, a 54-year-old Florida man who was arrested last night after police found him in possession of 110 marijuana plants. Lawrence had called the police to his house after two men allegedly broke into it and tried to rob him. He then gave police permission to search the house, at which point they encountered a spare bedroom being used by Lawrence as a grow room. Very cool.


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Don't Report a Home Invasion if You're Growing 110 Weed Plants in Your Spare Bedroom
 
Retired_Can_Soldier
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Ahhhhhhh the things you do when your stoned.
 
taxslave
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Bust the grower, not the criminals. Figures.
 
lone wolf
#4
Rule 3. When in gun country, shoot.....
 
damngrumpy
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This man should be charged with stupidity no there is no law against it
but in some cases there must be an exception.
 

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