How will you be paying your bar tab?

Quote: Originally Posted by L Gilbert

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Next door neighbor had a saddle went missing one time. The idiot that stole it didn't know who it belonged to and he tried selling it to its real owner.

Quote: Originally Posted by Locutus

If you break into a car, steal a credit card and use it to pay a tab at the bar, try to make sure that card does not belong to the bartender
A homeless man was arrested late Monday after police say he tried to pay for a beer with a stolen credit card that happened to belong to his bartender.
Read more here: Miami Beach police: Man tries to buy beer with card stolen from the bartender - Miami Beach - MiamiHerald.comMiami Beach police say David Weber’s first mistake was breaking into a car in a parking garage Monday night in order to quench an insatiable thirst for beer with the help of someone else’s credit card.
But, police said, his second, and by far more critical, mistake was walking into The Clevelander just before midnight and giving the card to a bartender — who noticed that he’d just been handed his own credit card.
After the initial shock wore off, the bartender had security call police, who charged Weber with credit card fraud and theft.
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Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshiv

I'm surprised he didn't end up getting a good tolchukking!

Quote: Originally Posted by Locutus

Not sure what that is but pretty sure I don't want one. Sounds all mad Viking or sumpin'.

Quote: Originally Posted by JLM

Crooks aren't generally a direct descendent of Einstein!

Quote: Originally Posted by Locutus

Not sure what that is but pretty sure I don't want one. Sounds all mad Viking or sumpin'.

Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshiv

You mean you don't recognize it from 'A Clockwork Orange'? I thought you were my Droog!

Quote: Originally Posted by Locutus

*creak*

The last time I watched that, Sitler was still with the Leafs.

Quote: Originally Posted by Locutus

Reminds me of ye olde Doc Dred avatar. *shudder*

Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshiv

*kronk!*

Watch it again! It's one of Kubrick's finest!

Quote: Originally Posted by SLM

It is, I agree. Although I've known some people that can't sit through it, because it's "too disturbing". Completely missing the point, lol.

Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshiv

Wow! I don't find it disturbing at all.

One movie of his that I dislike is Eyes Wide Shut. Boooooring!

Quote: Originally Posted by SLM

The subject matter is disturbing, it's supposed to be. Not disturbing in a bad way, I mean it in more of a challenging way.



Never saw it. Tom Cruise.

Quote: Originally Posted by shadowshiv

Don't. It sucks.

Quote: Originally Posted by PoliticalNick

How did that work out for him?