How will you be paying your bar tab?

[Locutus]

If you break into a car, steal a credit card and use it to pay a tab at the bar, try to make sure that card does not belong to the bartender

A homeless man was arrested late Monday after police say he tried to pay for a beer with a stolen credit card that happened to belong to his bartender.

Read more here: Miami Beach police: Man tries to buy beer with card stolen from the bartender - Miami Beach - MiamiHerald.com​

Miami Beach police say David Weber’s first mistake was breaking into a car in a parking garage Monday night in order to quench an insatiable thirst for beer with the help of someone else’s credit card.

But, police said, his second, and by far more critical, mistake was walking into The Clevelander just before midnight and giving the card to a bartender — who noticed that he’d just been handed his own credit card.

After the initial shock wore off, the bartender had security call police, who charged Weber with credit card fraud and theft.

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Miami Beach police: Man tries to buy beer with card stolen from the bartender - Miami Beach - MiamiHerald.com

Read more here: Miami Beach police: Man tries to buy beer with card stolen from the bartender - Miami Beach - MiamiHerald.com​

 

[L Gilbert]

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Next door neighbor had a saddle went missing one time. The idiot that stole it didn't know who it belonged to and he tried selling it to its real owner.

 

[PoliticalNick]

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Next door neighbor had a saddle went missing one time. The idiot that stole it didn't know who it belonged to and he tried selling it to its real owner.

How did that work out for him? :roll:

 

[Locutus]

 

[SLM]

Oh, the sad demise of the profession of the career criminal.

 

[shadowshiv]

If you break into a car, steal a credit card and use it to pay a tab at the bar, try to make sure that card does not belong to the bartender

A homeless man was arrested late Monday after police say he tried to pay for a beer with a stolen credit card that happened to belong to his bartender.

Read more here: Miami Beach police: Man tries to buy beer with card stolen from the bartender - Miami Beach - MiamiHerald.com​

Miami Beach police say David Weber’s first mistake was breaking into a car in a parking garage Monday night in order to quench an insatiable thirst for beer with the help of someone else’s credit card.

But, police said, his second, and by far more critical, mistake was walking into The Clevelander just before midnight and giving the card to a bartender — who noticed that he’d just been handed his own credit card.

After the initial shock wore off, the bartender had security call police, who charged Weber with credit card fraud and theft.

more

Miami Beach police: Man tries to buy beer with card stolen from the bartender - Miami Beach - MiamiHerald.com

Read more here: Miami Beach police: Man tries to buy beer with card stolen from the bartender - Miami Beach - MiamiHerald.com​

I'm surprised he didn't end up getting a good tolchukking!

 

[Locutus]

I'm surprised he didn't end up getting a good tolchukking!

Not sure what that is but pretty sure I don't want one. Sounds all mad Viking or sumpin'. :lol:

 

[SLM]

Not sure what that is but pretty sure I don't want one. Sounds all mad Viking or sumpin'. :lol:

Lol. It is a beating.

Sounds vicious though doesn't it?

 

[JLM]

Crooks aren't generally a direct descendent of Einstein! :smile:

 

[petros]

Crooks aren't generally a direct descendent of Einstein! :smile:

So why do we keep voting for them?

 

[shadowshiv]

Not sure what that is but pretty sure I don't want one. Sounds all mad Viking or sumpin'. :lol:

You mean you don't recognize it from 'A Clockwork Orange'? I thought you were my Droog!

 

[Locutus]

You mean you don't recognize it from 'A Clockwork Orange'? I thought you were my Droog!

:lol:

*creak*

The last time I watched that, Sitler was still with the Leafs.

 

[SLM]

 

[Locutus]

Reminds me of ye olde Doc Dred avatar. *shudder*

 

[shadowshiv]

:lol:

*creak*

The last time I watched that, Sitler was still with the Leafs.

*kronk!*

Watch it again! It's one of Kubrick's finest!

Reminds me of ye olde Doc Dred avatar. *shudder*

Don't let that rat bastard ruin a good movie for you!

 

[SLM]

*kronk!*

Watch it again! It's one of Kubrick's finest!

It is, I agree. Although I've known some people that can't sit through it, because it's "too disturbing". Completely missing the point, lol.

 

[shadowshiv]

It is, I agree. Although I've known some people that can't sit through it, because it's "too disturbing". Completely missing the point, lol.

Wow! I don't find it disturbing at all.

One movie of his that I dislike is Eyes Wide Shut. Boooooring!

 

[SLM]

Wow! I don't find it disturbing at all.

The subject matter is disturbing, it's supposed to be. Not disturbing in a bad way, I mean it in more of a challenging way.

One movie of his that I dislike is Eyes Wide Shut. Boooooring!

Never saw it. Tom Cruise.

 

[shadowshiv]

The subject matter is disturbing, it's supposed to be. Not disturbing in a bad way, I mean it in more of a challenging way.



Never saw it. Tom Cruise.

Don't. It sucks.

 

[SLM]

Don't. It sucks.

Oh I won't. Kubrick was a great film maker, but he had hits and misses as far as I was concerned. Clockwork Orange was brilliant, 2001 was a masterpiece. Eyes Wide Shut or even The Shining, not stellar. (I'm more of a Stephen King traditionalist when it comes to The Shining).