Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum


Locutus
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A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson told the paper: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story."

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.

Read more: Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum | Metro.co.uk (external - login to view)





'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.'
 
SLM
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#2
Um, yeah, sure. Well, accidents do happen.
 
Locutus
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#3
So they asked the good Vicar:

 
lone wolf
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#4
Odd concept of Mister Potatohead.....
 
SLM
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#5
Hanging curtains. Naked. So, flashing the whole neighbourhood.

He couldn't come up with a better explanation than that! LOL
 
damngrumpy
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#6
Let me get this right, the guy ends up in emergency with a potato stuck, and he claims he
fell on it while hanging curtains in the nude. Does anyone want to bet on the odds of that
actually happening? I thought preachers were supposed to tell the truth and shame the
Devil? Which room was he hanging curtains in? That has to be part of the equation here
no?
Oh ask yourself What would Jesus do?
 
SLM
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by damngrumpyView Post

Oh ask yourself What would Jesus do?

Odds are not wedge a potato up his ***.
 
Liberalman
#8
I guess he won't be eating liver with mashed potatos for a while
 
petros
#9
St Patrick's day incident?
 
#juan
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#10
Surgery??? Surely that potato would pop out as eassily as it popped in.

The obvious lesson here is don't hang curtains in the nude when there are long, pointy, potatoes lying around
 
Ron in Regina
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#11
Quote: Originally Posted by #juanView Post

Surgery??? Surely that potato would pop out as eassily as it popped in.

The obvious lesson here is don't hang curtains in the nude when there are long, pointy, potatoes lying around


....or not so pointy potatoes lying around....
 
Cliffy
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#12  Top Rated Post
Bummer!
 
Kakato
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#13
Sounds like he didnt do a proper hazard ***-essment before starting his task.
 
#juan
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Bummer!

Nicely said!
 
Spade
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#15
A St. Patrick's Day stunt. Irish potato no doubt.

Thank gawd he didn't fall backwards on the Qu'ran. That could have started a religious war.
 
Kakato
#16
He planned pretty good for this by putting that potato on the dinner table,then he knew he would have something to "fall back on" in hard times.

At least it wasent an alter boy.
 
Spade
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#17
Then again, he could of fallen on a politician. Listening to a politician speaking out of someone else's **** would be a pleasant change.
 
Kakato
#18

Seinfeld - Million to One Shot Doc - YouTube

 
DaSleeper
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#19
Tey say potato starch is good for a bum rash.....not supposed to use a
potato whole.
 
lone wolf
#20
Oh that.... Next time he'll be more specific about the starch in his shorts....
 
taxslave
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#21
Couple of cans of beans, Hell of a potato gun.
 
petros
#22
Apparently there is more than one way to bake a potato.
 
#juan
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Quote: Originally Posted by KakatoView Post

He planned pretty good for this by putting that potato on the dinner table,then he knew he would have something to "fall back on" in hard times.

At least it wasent an alter boy.

For all the good it done him, he may as well have..........................He did?

Nevermind...
 
grumpydigger
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#24
We mustn't covet our neighbor's potatoes.....I'd be extremely leery of having corn on the cob at his house
 
Spade
#25
 
Cliffy
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#26
Mr. Potato is now officially a sh!thead.
 
Spade
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#27
His ears are pink, but the rest of him is browned off!
 
55Mercury
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#28
maybe a little more olive oil before you hang your drapes next time, eh vicar?

damn that musta been a rough landing
Last edited by 55Mercury; Mar 22nd, 2012 at 12:53 PM..
 
#juan
#29
Quote: Originally Posted by 55MercuryView Post

maybe a little more olive oil before you hand your drapes next time, eh vicar?

damn that musta been a rough landing

Hey!.......It could have been a watermelon......

I don't believe the story about the guy falling on the potato either
 
JLM
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by #juanView Post

Hey!.......It could have been a watermelon......

I don't believe the story about the guy falling on the potato either

Reminds of the joke of the big fat naked woman with flies swarming around her while she was eating a watermelon, but there is no courteous way of telling it so I won't.
 

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